Originally posted by Council#13
Um.... and God said unto Moses, "You shall build a boat, with two of every animal, so that John the Baptist may baptise them." ermm
Err...and George Carlind said unto his audience "So, with all of this in mind, I give you my revised list of the two commandments:
Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.
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Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you.
Two is all you need; Moses could have carried them down the hill in his ****in' pocket. " ermm
Originally posted by Bardock42
Err...and George Carlind said unto his audience "So, with all of this in mind, I give you my revised list of the two commandments:Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.
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Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you.
Two is all you need; Moses could have carried them down the hill in his ****in' pocket. " ermm
😐 And God said unto us, "The fascination of Chuck Norris shall be ended by the infatuation of the one known as Herb, the irritant." ermm