The 2,000,000th post game

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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I see. thanks... I think... 😐

Originally posted by Itzak
hmm...

No. 😐 I'm not gay so why would I want to do that?

because it worked it made girls laugh WITH you not AT you...

whats the best question to ask a female police officer...

''howd you become a dick?''dick as in police or cop
it does also works when i was speeding.
the female officer instead of giving me a ticket. its a phone number.

to make long story short i got bored... we got nothing in common we mutually dump each other/ agree not to see each other

Originally posted by DanteMayCry
because it worked it made girls laugh WITH you not AT you...

I understand that. But girls aren't on my mind 24/7 so I really don't care. But thanks for the tip.

when u see a beautiful girl hanging up her cellphone and she has a face of disappointment... when youre in a line next to her... just out of the blue say... did he call yet?

if she says no.
say "well thats too bad. you seem really nice. its a shame he doenst see that."

if she says did call who
say "you know? the guy whos head over heals or who fell for you?"

my favorite is when a guy approaches a girl in the bar and he failed misserably and he got a cold stare from the group of girls...

walk towards the girl he approaches and say "ok just one question, what the hell did he do wrong?"

jester

Originally posted by DanteMayCry
when u see a beautiful girl hanging up her cellphone and she has a face of disappointment... when youre in a line next to her... just out of the blue say... did he call yet?

if she says no.
say "well thats too bad. you seem really nice. its a shame he doenst see that."

if she says did call who
say "you know? the guy whos head over heals or who fell for you?"

my favorite is when a guy approaches a girl in the bar and he failed misserably and he got a cold stare from the group of girls...

walk towards the girl he approaches and say "ok just one question, what the hell did he do wrong?"

I think you've been reading to much "tips for dating" stuff. First off I might agree with what you just said. But it's not any of your beeswax talking to her about that. And why would you say something like that to her anyways?

😑

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
😑

What? What'd I do wrong now? 🤨

Originally posted by Itzak
What? What'd I do wrong now? 🤨

um nothing.....

not everything is about you y'know 🙄

your too self absorbed!

mr. me me me...

😂

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
um nothing.....

not everything is about you y'know 🙄

your too self absorbed!

mr. me me me...

😂

Do I seem that way? 🤨 Sorry. 🙁 it's just a joke I always say.

Well then in that case what do YOU want to talk about? 😄

Originally posted by Itzak
Do I seem that way? 🤨 Sorry. 🙁 it's just a joke I always say.

Well then in that case what do YOU want to talk about? 😄

I was only kidding... 😛

um... me talk?

I'm mute 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I was only kidding... 😛

um... me talk?

I'm mute 😐

Oh, ok. Cheers.... I think. 🙂

Yes you talk. 😐

me talka?

😐

um.... blahblah

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
me talka?

😐

um.... blahblah

hmm Interesting...
No really what to you want to talk about? Anything at all. Anything you want... 🙂

movies? 😕

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
movies? 😕

Ok. What's your favorite movie?

movie? how about movies!!

I have waaaaaaay too many... can't choose one!... (see profile)

you?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
movie? how about movies!!

I have waaaaaaay too many... can't choose one!... (see profile)

you?

Umm... (See profile) But to save your time it'd have to be POTC, Equilibrium, Umm... There are just too many.

Hmm... Favorite part in a movie? Or movies. 😄