The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Shad0w_Frost
Nah, true vamps don't need that stuff....Tis only the Half-breed vermin that need blood... 😠

Originally posted by lord xyz
[b]If other manufacturers made condoms...

Tesco Condoms Every little helps
Nike Condoms Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms Finger, Licking good.
Minstrals Condoms Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms Because life is complicated enough.
Coca-Cola condoms The real thing.
Ever-Ready condoms Keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms Once you pop, you can’t stop
Burger King condoms Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms " for a longer ride go wide "
FCUK condoms No comment required.
Muller Light condoms So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
Halford condoms We go the extra mile.
On Digital condoms Plug and play !!!!
Royal Mail condoms I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms Size really does matter! [/B]

😕 😂

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Haha.. you know nothing about vampire mythology. 😐

Haha i dont care what the peasants and slaves of old wrote about me...
They were merely my cattle...
Believe what you wish mortal

hello

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
hello

Good Evening, Sir.

Originally posted by Shad0w_Frost
Haha i dont care what the peasants and slaves of old wrote about me...
They were merely my cattle...
Believe what you wish mortal

Originally posted by Shad0w_Frost
Haha i dont care what the peasants and slaves of old wrote about me...
They were merely my cattle...
Believe what you wish mortal

Please forgive me, i got a bit carried away remembering my past.

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Good Evening, Sir.

wave I'm Here, make some loud noise..... bang some pots and pans together or what ever it is you kids do for entertainment these day

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Awww. You wannabe. 😊

Haha as i said...believe what you wish

Originally posted by Shad0w_Frost
Haha as i said...believe what you wish

So in other words, you're a normal human being. 😱

Dork. 😐

What about flight and other supernatural powers? Do u have those?

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Yeah, you're just like a vampire except you don't drink blood, you can go out in sunlight, crosses don't burn you and garlic doesn't affect you..

So in other words, you're a normal human being. 😱

Dork. 😐

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
What about flight and other supernatural powers? Do u have those?

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
What about flight and other supernatural powers? Do u have those?

Originally posted by Shad0w_Frost
Heh, you make me smile....has been so long since i've smiled

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
madame
or senorita

Sir...Madam...Whatever.

Originally posted by Scottie
wave I'm Here, make some loud noise..... bang some pots and pans together or what ever it is you kids do for entertainment these day

Originally posted by Sanctuary
o.o All vampires have is super strength. hmm

What? An eternity? 🙄 When did you "die"? Who's your sire?

Hahaha whoever said i died...I am a pure blood
Some of the slaves once believed me to be a God...hehe i miss those days.

Originally posted by Scottie
hmm i must be invisible 😱 time to wreak havoc

Originally posted by Shad0w_Frost
Hahaha whoever said i died...I am a pure blood
Some of the slaves once believed me to be a God...hehe i miss those days.

Unless you're saying you're the first vampire? petpet

Originally posted by Scottie
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