The 2,000,000th post game

Rodney Alexander (R-5th)

Originally posted by Strangelove
2nd district's election to be decided in a runoff between 2 Democrats

Richard Baker (R-6th)

Charles Boustany (R-7th)

Maine

Tom Allen (D-1st)

Mike Michaud (D-2nd)

Maryland

Wayne Glichrest (R-1st)

JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I TAPPED
MARCH-------------I LICKED
APRIL---------------I SLAPPED
MAY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JUNE----------------I BEAT
JULY-----------------I BI*CH SLAPPED
AUGUST------------I KISSED
SEPTEMBER--------I PUNCHED
OCTOBER-----------I RAPED
NOVEMBER---------I BIT
DECEMBER---------I FU**ED

- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------MYSELF
4--------SPONGE BOB
5--------P. DIDDY
6--------A HOBO
7--------YOU
8--------HIM/HER
9--------A WHITE BOY
10-------A BANANA
11-------A HO*
12-------A DUMBASS
13-------A SPOON
14-------A PICKLE
15-------A GANGSTER
16-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17-------A MEXICAN
18-------MY BOYFRIEND
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A PREP
21-------MY TRUE LOVE
22-------A G
23-------A HOMO
24-------MY SANDWICH
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------A NOODLE
27-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND/
28------- A LAWN GNOME
29-------A SEXY BI*CH
30-------MY EX
31-------MY UNCLE

- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE---------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTER
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.
PINK------------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE DAT BI*CH STOLE MY TACO
NO SHIRT------BECAUSE IM JUS PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN---------BECAUSE IM EMO
CARAMEL-------BECAUSE CHARLIE TOLD ME TOO.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN--------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE

Dutch Ruppersberger (D-2nd)

John Sarbanes (D-3rd)

Albert Wynn (D-4th)

Steny Hoyer (D-5th), House Majority Leader

Originally posted by Running Mascara
JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I TAPPED
MARCH-------------I LICKED
APRIL---------------I SLAPPED
MAY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JUNE----------------I BEAT
JULY-----------------I BI*CH SLAPPED
AUGUST------------I KISSED
SEPTEMBER--------I PUNCHED
OCTOBER-----------I RAPED
NOVEMBER---------I BIT
DECEMBER---------I FU**ED

- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------MYSELF
4--------SPONGE BOB
5--------P. DIDDY
6--------A HOBO
7--------YOU
8--------HIM/HER
9--------A WHITE BOY
10-------A BANANA
11-------A HO*
12-------A DUMBASS
13-------A SPOON
14-------A PICKLE
15-------A GANGSTER
16-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17-------A MEXICAN
18-------MY BOYFRIEND
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A PREP
21-------MY TRUE LOVE
22-------A G
23-------A HOMO
24-------MY SANDWICH
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------A NOODLE
27-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND/
28------- A LAWN GNOME
29-------A SEXY BI*CH
30-------MY EX
31-------MY UNCLE

- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE---------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTER
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.
PINK------------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE DAT BI*CH STOLE MY TACO
NO SHIRT------BECAUSE IM JUS PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN---------BECAUSE IM EMO
CARAMEL-------BECAUSE CHARLIE TOLD ME TOO.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN--------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE

All of a sudden you’ve come back
And you dare to ask me why I’m mad
You’re acting like you never did anything wrong
You seem to think I’ve forgotten it all
Well, guess what I haven’t
I remember everything that happened
I remember when you left my mom
I remember at the time she didn’t even have a job
Then the fact that you keep wanting to come back
Gets me mad because you never really acted like you were my dad
You always favored my brother
What’s worse is that you threatened to kill my mother

Roscoe Bartlett (R-6th)

Elijah Cummings (D-7th)

Chris Van Hollen (D-8th)

Originally posted by Strangelove
I Tapped her because I'm just plain stupid

😆

Febuary 8th, no shirt

Originally posted by Running Mascara
All of a sudden you’ve come back
And you dare to ask me why I’m mad
You’re acting like you never did anything wrong
You seem to think I’ve forgotten it all
Well, guess what I haven’t
I remember everything that happened
I remember when you left my mom
I remember at the time she didn’t even have a job
Then the fact that you keep wanting to come back
Gets me mad because you never really acted like you were my dad
You always favored my brother
What’s worse is that you threatened to kill my mother

Massachusetts

John Olver (D-1st)