The 2,000,000th post game

Started by The Pict52,234 pages
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
OMG! droolio an english football team... firefirefireph.... what to do with all those foreign men!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh hungry

Jeez...you'd eat them!?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
gotta wash my stinky hair 🙁
😘 😂

Originally posted by Great the Vraya
obsession? 😑
me! no! heheh!..........................................................maybe a little 🥷

I like this scene! 🙂

Liz: What in the name of...
Jack: Stunning, aren't I? I take your breath away.
Liz: What are you going to do, seduce her? (She stops. Yep, that's exactly what he's going to do) Jack.
Jack: Have I ever given you reason not to trust me?
Liz: And what am I to do? Baby-sit the rest of them while you're parading around wearing Davy Jones' clothes?
Jack: Well, that, and one more important thing. (hands her the vial)
Liz: Don't you want this?
Jack: Think, love. Why would I give it to you?
Liz: So I could drink it. So I could drink it?
Jack: You'll drink it, then drink it again and be back to your wonderful but ever so mortal Lizzie. But in between whilst I am in here pretending the lovely black-toothed Tia Dalma is you, you can enter as the jealous lover and if she tries to kill you...
Liz: She won't be able to. (kisses him briefly) I'll make my own cue, however, in case I think you're too good an actor.
Jack: (smirks at her) And punish me later?
Liz: You're still a ladies man.
Jack: Enough with the name calling. (Liz exits)

so we have 9 pages left?

Originally posted by johnnyforever
I like this scene! 🙂

Liz: What in the name of...
Jack: Stunning, aren't I? I take your breath away.
Liz: What are you going to do, seduce her? (She stops. Yep, that's exactly what he's going to do) Jack.
Jack: Have I ever given you reason not to trust me?
Liz: And what am I to do? Baby-sit the rest of them while you're parading around wearing Davy Jones' clothes?
Jack: Well, that, and one more important thing. (hands her the vial)
Liz: Don't you want this?
Jack: Think, love. Why would I give it to you?
Liz: So I could drink it. So I could drink it?
Jack: You'll drink it, then drink it again and be back to your wonderful but ever so mortal Lizzie. But in between whilst I am in here pretending the lovely black-toothed Tia Dalma is you, you can enter as the jealous lover and if she tries to kill you...
Liz: She won't be able to. (kisses him briefly) I'll make my own cue, however, in case I think you're too good an actor.
Jack: (smirks at her) And punish me later?
Liz: You're still a ladies man.
Jack: Enough with the name calling. (Liz exits)

ouch, what a less witty Jack Sparrow than in the movie...he was so straight talking that I didn't even see him doing that little wiggly thing whenever he walks...disgust

Originally posted by The Pict
Jeez...you'd eat them!?
Im not a cannibal 😑

Originally posted by johnnyforever
😘 😂

me! no! heheh!..........................................................maybe a little 🥷

😕 not funny

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Im not a cannibal 😑

I just like eating people...like a cannibal 😕

There was a really funny joke in the paper but I can't be arsed typing it out. I'll look for it though.

Find the article on the web or OCR scan it.

FTW

Here's a version of it, get ready:

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."

Pissing yourself laughing yet, folks?

Originally posted by The Pict
Here's a version of it, get ready:

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."

Pissing yourself laughing yet, folks?

ha

Hmmm, how unfortunate.

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Originally posted by Morning_Glory
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Originally posted by Strangelove
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Originally posted by The Pict
Here's a version of it, get ready:

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."

Pissing yourself laughing yet, folks?

hehheh...that was an actual quote of what I just said after reading your post.

back, whats up w/ you guys?

Originally posted by Great the Vraya
hehheh...that was an actual quote of what I just said after reading your post.
lol