I like this scene! 🙂
Liz: What in the name of...
Jack: Stunning, aren't I? I take your breath away.
Liz: What are you going to do, seduce her? (She stops. Yep, that's exactly what he's going to do) Jack.
Jack: Have I ever given you reason not to trust me?
Liz: And what am I to do? Baby-sit the rest of them while you're parading around wearing Davy Jones' clothes?
Jack: Well, that, and one more important thing. (hands her the vial)
Liz: Don't you want this?
Jack: Think, love. Why would I give it to you?
Liz: So I could drink it. So I could drink it?
Jack: You'll drink it, then drink it again and be back to your wonderful but ever so mortal Lizzie. But in between whilst I am in here pretending the lovely black-toothed Tia Dalma is you, you can enter as the jealous lover and if she tries to kill you...
Liz: She won't be able to. (kisses him briefly) I'll make my own cue, however, in case I think you're too good an actor.
Jack: (smirks at her) And punish me later?
Liz: You're still a ladies man.
Jack: Enough with the name calling. (Liz exits)
Originally posted by johnnyforeverouch, what a less witty Jack Sparrow than in the movie...he was so straight talking that I didn't even see him doing that little wiggly thing whenever he walks...disgust
I like this scene! 🙂Liz: What in the name of...
Jack: Stunning, aren't I? I take your breath away.
Liz: What are you going to do, seduce her? (She stops. Yep, that's exactly what he's going to do) Jack.
Jack: Have I ever given you reason not to trust me?
Liz: And what am I to do? Baby-sit the rest of them while you're parading around wearing Davy Jones' clothes?
Jack: Well, that, and one more important thing. (hands her the vial)
Liz: Don't you want this?
Jack: Think, love. Why would I give it to you?
Liz: So I could drink it. So I could drink it?
Jack: You'll drink it, then drink it again and be back to your wonderful but ever so mortal Lizzie. But in between whilst I am in here pretending the lovely black-toothed Tia Dalma is you, you can enter as the jealous lover and if she tries to kill you...
Liz: She won't be able to. (kisses him briefly) I'll make my own cue, however, in case I think you're too good an actor.
Jack: (smirks at her) And punish me later?
Liz: You're still a ladies man.
Jack: Enough with the name calling. (Liz exits)
Here's a version of it, get ready:
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
Pissing yourself laughing yet, folks?
Originally posted by The Pictha
Here's a version of it, get ready:A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."Pissing yourself laughing yet, folks?
Originally posted by The Picthehheh...that was an actual quote of what I just said after reading your post.
Here's a version of it, get ready:A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."Pissing yourself laughing yet, folks?