The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Mywi52,234 pages

*first

Originally posted by Mywi
nuts!

Granny walks in the desert and she trips over a scuba diver.

Is that funny enough?

😂no😐

Originally posted by Mywi
I think I´ll use the firs one
okie dokie!

Originally posted by Mywi
*first

Fiendish and crude
Froosty and lewd
This is the life I have whored myself to
Spackled and battered and smothered and covered
And cleaving and cloven and bitter and blued
Your womb
Your breeding sac

Your womb is a membrane I must penetrate
Your womb is a sewer
I grunt at the grate
Your womb is a sewer
Your womb is manure
but still, I'm worse

My life is a sinkhole
Egregious and rude
Worm fested and filthy
Froosty and lewd
A womb with a view
When one becomes two
**** you
Never to matter the number of flies feasting the flab that bolsters your thighs
Your womb
Your breeding hive
Womb with a view
I see you

I was born
Deep in the void
Raped by millions I soon grew
Annoyed!

Could I somehow elope?
Like a molecule in a microscope
So your womb won't become the tomb of our dead baby
Never to matter the number of flies
Lapping the flab that bolsters your thighs
Womb with a view
When one becomes two
**** you

Your womb is a membrane I must penetrate
Your womb is a sewer
I grunt at the grate
Your womb is a sewer
Your womb is manure
But still, I'm worse

Originally posted by johnnyforever
😂no😐

okie dokie!

Granny walks in the desert and a submarine falls on her head.
Funny? I think it´s hilarious. It´s my fav.

35 pages 🥷

Originally posted by Mywi
Granny walks in the desert and a submarine falls on her head.
Funny? I think it´s hilarious. It´s my fav.
What in the world does that mean?!? firefirefireph

Decay of granduer, from riches to rags...

Originally posted by johnnyforever
What in the world does that mean?!? firefirefireph

Nuts!

What, don´t you get it? Imagine it. Granny. An old woman, right? Okay, she is walking in the desert. It´s hot and sand is all around the place. Get it so far? Then suddenly, a submarine(which is a type of underwater vehicle) falls from the sky, right on Granny´s head. And that´s it.

Originally posted by Mywi
35 pages 🥷
Originally posted by Mywi

originally posted by Mywi.

This is the never ending story...

Originally posted by Mywi
originally posted by Mywi.

Originally posted by Mywi
Nuts!

What, don´t you get it? Imagine it. Granny. An old woman, right? Okay, she is walking in the desert. It´s hot and sand is all around the place. Get it so far? Then suddenly, a submarine(which is a type of underwater vehicle) falls from the sky, right on Granny´s head. And that´s it.

✅ ❌ i don't know 😑

Originally posted by johnnyforever
✅ ❌ i don't know 😑

Okay..I got another one:

Once upon a time, there were two grizzly bears. One was brown and the other turned left.

Originally posted by Scythe
This is the never ending story...

Your new sig is way better.

Originally posted by Mywi
Your new sig is way better.

Originally posted by Mywi
Okay..I got another one:

Once upon a time, there were two grizzly bears. One was brown and the other turned left.

🙁 nope.

Originally posted by Mywi