How old are you?
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
Originally posted by Mywi
Blah! When I found out he was with Cameron I almost popped my eyes out my head! She´s sooooo ugly...
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
uh huh shes a little funky.. but that was ages ago when they broke upI almost gagged when I heard he a fling with one of those Olsen things and Lindsey Hohan