Originally posted by MR.GrumIndeed...
it puts new meaning to santas coming 😐
Vraya's avvy explanation
After going on a binge drinking festival (and having another half of the population of elves die. Their small bodies just can't take the alchohol 🙁 )
Santa decides its time to take the toys to the girls and boys.
While driving, an air patrol notices swerving and decides to pull him over. "Sir, I'm going to need to see your license and registration please" The cop says. santa was at the moment naked and tipsy as hell.
"Have you been a good little boy" Santa slurred.
"Are you givin' me lip boy, and why the hell are you naked." The cop replied angrily
"Oh, it's just the tequila, it will go away in the morning," Santa said smiling brightly. The cop knew to take him in to custody now, but first he wanted to know what was in the giant red sack
"What's in the bag, boy," he spat at Santa.
"Just little toys for girls and boys" Santa said cackling maniaccally.
"what are you a pervert? You're coming with me, pal."
And so, my avvy is just the mugshot of Santa Claus on Christmas last year.
Originally posted by Great the Vraya😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Indeed...Vraya's avvy explanation
After going on a binge drinking festival (and having another half of the population of elves die. Their small bodies just can't take the alchohol 🙁 )
Santa decides its time to take the toys to the girls and boys.
While driving, an air patrol notices swerving and decides to pull him over. "Sir, I'm going to need to see your license and registration please" The cop says. santa was at the moment naked and tipsy as hell.
"Have you been a good little boy" Santa slurred.
"Are you givin' me lip boy, and why the hell are you naked." The cop replied angrily
"Oh, it's just the tequila, it will go away in the morning," Santa said smiling brightly. The cop knew to take him in to custody now, but first he wanted to know what was in the giant red sack
"What's in the bag, boy," he spat at Santa.
"Just little toys for girls and boys" Santa said cackling maniaccally.
"what are you a pervert? You're coming with me, pal."And so, my avvy is just the mugshot of Santa Claus on Christmas last year.