[1.] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. ❌
[2.] You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. ✅ (dont think i have ever used real cards to [play solitaire)
[3.] The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name. ✅
[4.] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the .T.V. yeap
[6.] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. ❌ dont have a job
[7.] You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. ✅
[8.] As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. ❌
[9.] And.. you were too busy to notice number 5. ✅ 😮
[10.] You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5. ✅ damn you..
[11.] And now you're laughing at your stupidity. ✅