Anyone for a bacon sandwich?

Yeah, like Days Of Our Lives or Passions.
Okay, I won't.

* Newsman on TV: "In other news today, the world congress is finally battling it out amongst themselves. And a boy of eight escaped Death today when Death offered him some candy. That is all the news for tonight."*

*goes emo and writes poems* 😛

emo?

emotional kinda like goth

*slaps you both for no apparent reason*

*takes wolflet's shoes*

OWW!!
*goes back into his closet and mopes.*

*puts are warm toe socks* cry

*comes out in a suit of armour so Mist can't smack him.*

*takes wolflets toe socks* 😒

*bangs simon's armour loudly to make him deaf* w00t

*gets vibrations in his suit and he falls over from the continious banging, his ears ringing.*

hey those are comfy 😒 *smacks mist*

touched

*tries to get up but is too heavy and disoriented from the banging so he just collapses after raising his body slightly off the ground.*

shock Mist is crying teehee

Is not schmoll

Is too 😛

I'd cry, but it'd rust this suit of armour.

Tears of happiness whistling

Yeah, whistle a happy tune while I'm immobilized. Can't you help me up, please?