The Talk like a Valley Girl thread!!!

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Like oh my gawd, its Rob, what a ho, Ill bet he wears cheap plastic earrings and his bum soo looks big in that dress.

girl please * does some weird girly wrist flick at mist * At least Im not an anorexic s.lut like you mhm

totally, no like everyone is totally freakin out, uugh!

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
girl please * does some weird girly wrist flick at mist * At least Im not an anorexic s.lut like you mhm

Oh oh OH! You SO did not go there skank! mhm Ill bet when you went to McDonalds, you ordered the medium size, you fat ho!

like omg you guys, get a grip! You're both fugly sluts and you know it! Im like the only one who's like....totally hot and popular!

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Oh oh OH! You SO did not go there skank! mhm Ill bet when you went to McDonalds, you ordered the medium size, you fat ho!

Ugh I know, I like went to McDonalds and while I was standing in like this guy tryed to pull up my skirt so I had a PMS attack and like beat him down with a tampon mhm

But anyways your still a skinny toothpick looking skank!

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
like omg you guys, get a grip! You're both fugly sluts and you know it! Im like the only one who's like....totally hot and popular!

Girl get you and your A cup boobs outta here you skank mhm

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
like omg you guys, get a grip! You're both fugly sluts and you know it! Im like the only one who's like....totally hot and popular!

Oh in your dreams! Im too beautiful to be seen in public diva

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Ugh I know, I like went to McDonalds and while I was standing in like this guy tryed to pull up my skirt so I had a PMS attack and like beat him down with a tampon mhm

But anyways your still a skinny toothpick looking skank!

Yeah well, that lipstick soo doesnt match your dress ho *pulls your hair*

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Oh in your dreams! Im too beautiful to be seen in public diva

Oh good move there, was it used, cause those used ones hurt harder and theyre soggy and bloodymhm

Yeah well, that lipstick soo doesnt match your dress ho *pulls your hair*

I know, I slung blood off of the tampon on the cashier by mistake mhm

Oh my gawd no you did! * has a ***** fit and slaps you in the face *

You guys are like sooo pathetic, I don't even wanna ... you know. Whatever!

Ooh thats good, but your still a skanky homhm

Oh I so did! *pulls out a different colour lipstick and smears it on your forehead*

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
You guys are like sooo pathetic, I don't even wanna ... you know. Whatever!

Good idea, I wouldnt wanna show my bum in public if I was you either mhm

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Ooh thats good, but your still a skanky homhm

Oh I so did! *pulls out a different colour lipstick and smears it on your forehead*

Lets just stop fighting and go waste all of out money on clothes that will take up the 0.1% of the space that we have left in our closet mhm

Ok I saw some expensive bras that are on sale for only $587 in my size mhm

oh yeah, and I saw a sale on a g string for $2425.86. Im sooooo there! mhm

Ooh totally oh my gawd, I saw a sale on for hair dryers, I have to get one on the way back from my manicure, and then I have to throw up for the 324 time todaymhm

Like oh my gawd, lets go find some guys to kick in the balls and steal their wallets

Like omg are you eating a peice of lettuce? Put that down you fat whore! mhm

Yes I heard there were some guys we can kick in the balls at Linds house, lets go to that trashy ho's house and eat her food.

I was hungry, I havent eaten in 4 weeks, but Im full now, Ill just go throw up so I can be skinny like you again mhm

Originally posted by roguegirl15
RJ, youre funny...oh wait oh my gawd, you toootally just like made this up right (giggles) 🙄 ugh, im lookin fat, ii just like gained an eight of an inch

oh my gawd, check out my boob job!! I look super hot

omg,ones tilted!I would totally like get that fixed! Ill why would you get ugly boobs.