Assasination methods. (Don't be put off, please)

Yes, assasination methods.
Lately, I have been thinking about interesting ways to kill people. 😉
No idea why.
I have concluded that the best way to kill someone would be with a toothpick.
It would be so easy to conceal your weapon.
But the question is, would it be possible?
I guess if you were to go through one of the major arteries in the neck...
Maybe through the eye?
Anyway...anyone?

Therapy?

Death by payment of $4.

C'mon, it's a perfectly legible question! 😄
And an interesting one at that.

Really.

Okay, fine, it's a little strange, but no matter. 😛

death by celibacy.

Slit their throat with a scalpel.

Well, in the script I'm writing I thought of an interesting way to kill someone and incorperated it into the story.

When they're going to the bathroom, run in, beat them into submission, put their head on the toilet rim so it's kinda hanging over into the bowl itself, put the toilet seat on TOP of their neck, which should be sandwiched between the bowl and the seat, finally, step down hard. Break their neck. This should paralyze them.

Next, take them and throw them into the bathtub, face up. Turn the water on until it covers them completely. Turn it off when it rises to about an inch above them, so they're just barely underwater.

Watch them drown slowly in the bathtub, unable to move just an inch upwards so they can breath.

End result = death.