Correction Phantom, I have seen this thread, thus why I posted HERE. It wasn't out of hand then and the topic was interesting, so I let it stay with a member bashing warning. So yes...I do care and I do see it. 😛
I still think that this is an interesting topic because age was brought up and the sterotypes of most 17 year olds not being virgins, in reference to Harry. Other characters like Draco were brought up as well, so this thread will continue. If it gets out of hand, then it will be closed, but for the most part, I think it's okay.
Lastly, if you view this as a "stupid thread" or whatever, by all means, don't come here. Futhermore, don't come here and post. I don't want to read 5 post by people saying "why is this still here" or "this is a stupid thread." These posts are off topic and adds no discussion to the topic at hand. So please do not do this.
So let's get back to topic, thanks.
Originally posted by Coonskin 13
I hope for the sake of humanity that a mod will see this topic and close it
Rowling doesn't tell every waking moment of Harry's life in the Books, I'm sure he has at least Experienced an Erection, and:
Spoilered due to Talk of 'Puberty Moments'. 😐
Spoiler:
Wet dreams are a part of Male Puberty.So, if you say that Ejaculation is Grounds for losing 'it', then Harry has 'lost it', if not, Then He's done it, but He's still a virgin.
In HBP it is stated that every time a beautiful girl walked by, Harry's table levitated..... but of course, that was rowling trying to tell adult readers that Harry was having an erection.... 😄 😄
There is a rumor floating around that jk's editor had to take out a large section of the first chapter in HBP that saw Harry use "ACCIO-PUSSY" during cheerleader practices at some muggle highschool.
You know how the spider venom and the liquid that filled the basin in HBP were supposed to have some interesting properties...I hear that Rowling in Magical beasts included some information on wizard SPERM that suggests that it has some interesting properties just like all those other liquids. According to what was written, supposedly, wizard SPERM when "gulped" on a regular basis would make the person's intelligence grow beyond normal levels...........I guess we finally know how it was that Hermione got so smart in between books 4 and 5. No wonder she stated that "Victor served a PURPOSE" in book 5 when Ron was questioning her what had gone on between her and victor. Oh, and by the way, if Ron is careless, Hermione will "DRINK" him to death if you catch my drift....
If the properties of SPERM according to Magical beasts is factual, I guess the best time for Harry to lose his virginity would be around awol testing. I could just imagine Harry stating "I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT DOING ANYTHING TO PASS THE TEST" while walking away and then after some reconsideration and pleading from his partner the words "NOT TO WORRY, THIS WILL HELP AND DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL" while unzipping his trousers.
A more interesting continuation of this topic would be what kind of spells could help our young hero get laid
My suggestions would be the powerful and straight to the point ACCIO-PUSSY, the IMPERIOUS, and the one where people around can only hear a buzzing sound...this would permit them to be as loud as they want.