I did it all for the Wookie
Shit… R2, D2.
I walked into this bar to meet some rejects, Chewie at my side.
I didn’t know these guys were so lame (guys were so lame).
I said my ship was fast (fast), they never heard its’ name (what?)
Everyone knows the Falcon’s Kessel Run fame.
Hey!
I think about the way (way) Luke started to complain about my pay (pay)
My ship’s the only way (way).
Or they’re stuck in Mos Eisley and they’re ****ed!
So Luke’s just a sucker with a lump in his throat.
Luke’s a chump (x8)
Did Obi make me mad? (yep) Was Obi looking good? (nope)
I was kinda glad Vader struck him down like he said he would.
I got my loot and I was movin’ on (move it!)
Chewie helped me with my bread, we put it on a sled (thanks).
Luke said that we had made a mistake,
and that they could really use a good pilot like me today.
Hey! What the hell, what you want me to say?
I won’t lie about the reason that I fly…
CHORUS (x2)
I did it all for the wookie!
The wookie!
So you can take Kenobi,
and stick him up your…
stick him up your…(x3)
Why did it take so long? Why did he wait so long, huh?
To thaw my ass out, but he didn’t… he was on Dagobah!
You know he’s Vader’s son, don’t you get it?
I can’t believe you left me in deep freeze (brrrrr).
But my Jedi friend (in reality…)
You let them lower me in there, the carbonite chamber.
I’ll always remember! (*****!)
Luke’s a chump (x7)