The Perfect Crime

Started by RaeRox2 pages

The Perfect Crime

Anyone wanna help me??? 馃槃 Its fun. Me and my friends have come up with hundreds of different possibilities for murders. 馃槃

sounds, umm, fun?

Seriously. Its a fun game. Decide what you want to do, and how you would cover your tracks as to not get caught 馃槃

Wow. Apparently the imagination is dead.

Stab someone with their own eye...

Put on gloves, grab a sharp icicle, and stab the person. The weapon then melts and there is no evidence there. Roll the body up in a chain link fence and drop them in the lake. The chain link fence serves a double purpose. It sinks the body to the bottom, and when the body decomposes it holds the body parts in so they don't go floating back to the surface when they start falling off.

Put some thought into that, Ken? 馃槢

馃槓 Maybe.

shock

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Hang them and make it look like suicide...

While they are reading a book, build a building on top of them.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Put on gloves, grab a sharp icicle, and stab the person. The weapon then melts and there is no evidence there. Roll the body up in a chain link fence and drop them in the lake. The chain link fence serves a double purpose. It sinks the body to the bottom, and when the body decomposes it holds the body parts in so they don't go floating back to the surface when they start falling off.

THANK YOU! Now thats good people, beat that 馃槃

lol well the person i would kill would be mrs.F (Rae and mine english teacher).. i would have to tourture hre.. maby by using a knife.. and cutting her in the least needed places... first.. then force her to admit that she hates us then as shes drifting into unconciousness play the grammer rock video.. then she'll die.. 馃槃

yea i though about this alot..

just shoot the f*cker in the face, and leave the country.

Freeze a Banana, hit him in back of the head (repeativly, if needed) Then eat the Banana.

OR

Place Anti-glutenants in his Drink over several Months, Then Poke his finger with a needle. Bleeds to death over several weeks.

Originally posted by mysterio69
just shoot the f*cker in the face, and leave the country.

oh come on.. you need to make em suffer!

FINE! strap him down onm a table witha hole in the middle, feed him, sustain him, all the while having a bamboo tree growing from the hole.

Strap a peice of cheese underhim instead of the hole, and place a rat cage ontop of his stomach, open the cage facing his body.

Originally posted by Commando Queen
oh come on.. you need to make em suffer!

k, fine. i'll hold the gun in front of their face for a while, make them tell me all their darkest secrets. then, i'll ridicule them for it. by then, they'll have soiled themselves, and been made to feel terrible about themselves. then i guess i'll shoot 'em.

Originally posted by RaeRox
Anyone wanna help me??? 馃槃 Its fun. Me and my friends have come up with hundreds of different possibilities for murders. 馃槃

馃槺 Pick me! Pick me!

hit them on the head with like a lamb leg or something and them when the cops show up cook the lamb leg. the evedince is gone