O.K. kiddies, think about it. Way back up at the top of the page here, our friend underablackflag hit it perfectly, and no one else caught it.
a proposed Disney POTC Waterpark...for either Orlando, Anaheim, or HONG KONG (?!)
For the crazy little girls out there, ORLANDO would be perfect because (say it with me class) Will Turner is played by ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!
(and all the little girlies scream wildly with excitement)
Personally, my home port of Houston Texas would be better, since we just lost AstroWorld to the scrap heap. It IS right next door to the water park owned by the evil empire Six Flags, but who cares. They need to be slapped in the face with some competition. Maybe it'll lower the prices from 30 dollars a ticket!!!!!!