Melkor versus Marka Ragnos

Gandalf? I meant Yoda-ish level. I will edit that. And of course most Jedi would lose to a Balrog, lightsabers would have little effect.

Gandalf could take Yoda. He'd make a good replacement for ROTS too. Sidious leaps for the door... "You shall not pass!"

Get to see Ian versus Ian. Pwnz00rs!

Gandalf and Magneto vs. Sauramon and Tyranus vs. Maul and Toad. Haha, don't respond, I just thought it was funny. This isn't a bad topic.

lmao

Nice matchup!

I personally think that Gandalf and Magneto are the coolest here, with Saruman and Tyranus running -very- close. Ray Park gets to do the Toad dance while he gets tooled by the old guys.

"And now, Christopher Lee... I shall draw you forth as poison is drawn from a wound... Ah ****, I broke a hip!"

I'm being a hippocrit and getting off topic but- of course Magneto and Gandalf would school everyone, even the Ray- Chris team combined. Tyranus couldn't touch Magneto.

P.S. Ray Park is the best dancer I know, haha. Wait, I don't know him, oh well.

That Toad dance is precious. I crack up every time I see it.

Yeah and that lame ass tin can-sounding percussion in sync to is dance, that was one of the better scenes from any movie ever.

There was music?

Yeah, it was all like tink-tink-tink and wicked lame, but really funny.

I don't remember it. I think I was too busy laughing.

Toad versus Yoda. Who wins?

Umm, the green one with the accent good jumping skills, duh.

Okay... Dancefest... Chewbacca, Yoda, and Toad.

Well, in ROTJ Chewy has a basic yet pleasant form when dancing with someone half his size (no small feat). Yoda has some nasty cool moves in the ROTS hidden rap and break-dance feature. But Toad was classic, pure genious, I give it to Toad.

P.S. Traya- sorry for completely killing your thread.

lol... same here. No more off topic for us!

Yeah... So the other day my friend's cat threw up on him at 4:30 in the morning while he was sleeping, so for revenge he threw up on it while it was sleeping at 4:30 the next day...wait is this off topic? Sorry.

OMg... *Gotta hear this* Continue.

Originally posted by Ianus
A Balrog could probably curbstomp most jedi masters, dude. Balrog fought Gandalf (Who is a Valar) for two days and thought it lost it killed him too. Gandalf can wipe his ass with most jedi.

Actually Janus, Gandalf is just a Maiar, meaning that he is not even in the same library, let alone the same page as Melkor.

And I am unsure of who would win (though I am leaving the solar system as fast as I can), if I had to place money on anyone, I would say Melkor wins.

Originally posted by Ianus
OMg... *Gotta hear this* Continue.

Well, there really isn't much more to the story other than the cat pissing under his bed after, then the cat "mysteriously" vanashing into thin air, nowhere to be found.

Yeah, you're right, LD. I hadn't meant to put that.

Imagine Yoda and Chewyz kid!?