Retarded Lightsaber Duel

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Retarded Lightsaber Duel

i thought the Duel Between Mace And Sidious Was Kind Of Retarded. It was retarded because Mace kept implying that he was going to kill Palpatine and It's Like "Shut Up and Kill Him Already

Exador

the duel was obviously a homage to the duels in the original trilogy...simple....very little leaping around like demented ferrets that plauged every other duel in the prequel trilogy...i liked it

It was a very impressive duel. To call it retarded is retarded. 😛

Look Flipper Heads. The Duel Was Stupid BECAUSE Mace would'nt kill Sidious WHEN HE KEPT SAYING HE WAS GOING TO!!!

Then its not the frickin' duel its the narrative isn't it spud!

You get 007 shooting up the place for 20 minutes and then finally spends another 5 minutes saying he's going to kill the Bad Guy.

Exador: "But NO. It wasn't those 5 minutes that sucked, it was the Shoot-out."

Originally posted by Exador
Look Flipper Heads. The Duel Was Stupid BECAUSE Mace would'nt kill Sidious WHEN HE KEPT SAYING HE WAS GOING TO!!!

Reported!! crybaby

The duel was awsome but he should have just killed him

but w/e

It was a very awsome duel.

Originally posted by Exador
i thought the Duel Between Mace And Sidious Was Kind Of Retarded. It was retarded because Mace kept implying that he was going to kill Palpatine and It's Like "Shut Up and Kill Him Already

Exador

well ur retarded if you think that

it shows how palps becomes emperor

Originally posted by Exador
Look Flipper Heads. The Duel Was Stupid BECAUSE Mace would'nt kill Sidious WHEN HE KEPT SAYING HE WAS GOING TO!!!

U are right.
There was some flipping around but the blades didnt move too fast. maybe cause u have some old man fighting the 60+ year old Samuel L Jackson (i think he's older than 60)

Age doesnt have much affect on Jedi.

As a whole the actually fight itself does not need to be dramatic, its actually a resisted arrest!

I thought it was good. Not the best fight in the movie, but it was good.

Re: Retarded Lightsaber Duel

Originally posted by Exador
i thought the Duel Between Mace And Sidious Was Kind Of Retarded. It was retarded because Mace kept implying that he was going to kill Palpatine and It's Like "Shut Up and Kill Him Already

Exador

the duel was 'retarded' because it contained dialogue and suspense?
is that why? i guess then that every duel in the original trilogy was 'retarded' as well....shit i guess star wars is just 'retarded' then 😬

or maybe its just this thread thats retarded ✅

The only thing wrong with the duel was that the first two guys were so easy to kill.

Palps: "WHHRAAAAAHHG!!"
1st Jedi: *turns around* What's that noise?
Palps: *Shoves lightsaber through jedi in a Purposeful and Calculated mannar*
1st Jedi: Uhg!
2nd Jedi: I knew they would kill the black jedi first! I can't believe it! Anyway, I should probably bring my raised lightsaber down on this guy any minute now...
Palps: *Holds his lightsaber out in front of him, walks in a circle* *VAAMP*
2nd Jedi: WROOAAK!

😄

yes, that part was rather cheesey 😬

events through the eyes of kit fisto: OMG PALPS IS ATTACKING!!! *staring* OMG HE KILLED ONE OF MY FRIENDS!!! *staring* OMG HE KILLED ANOTHER *staring* *moves lightsaber*
OMG HE SLASHED ME!!! BUT HOW?!?!?!? I STARED AS HARD AS I COULD!!!!

He does have rather large eyes.

As for the dialog... I guess the optimal scene would have been:
Palps and Mace fight, Mace kicks palps into a wall, Anakin shows up.
Palps: "Anakin! I told you it would come to th- Urk, WAIT!"
Mace: *grunt* *lightsaber travels downward*
Anakin: "NOOOOO!" *cuts off Mace's hand* *mace breaths in to scream*
Palps: "POWWWARR!" *mace falls to his death after exhaling*
Anakin: "Wh... What?"
Palps: "You're fulfilling your destiny..."

to me sidious look a little like a old woman.

Originally posted by Bukake Master
to me sidious look a little like a old woman.

... Ok. Anyways, the thing with the ttwo Jedi dying so fast was stupid.
Same with all the other 2 on one battle. This is how it goes.

Jedi 1: *Slashes*
Jedi 2: *Stands by waiting for the bad guy to block Jedi 1's attack*
Bad guy: Blocks Jedi 1's attack*
Jedi 2: Hey, I'll attack him now! *attacks*
Bad guy: *blocks*
Jedi 1: *slashes*
Bad guy: *blocks then kills Jedi 2*
Jedi 1: Holy shit!
Bad guy: *Slashes Jedi 1*
Jedi 1: Gah!

See, it seems like the good guys take turns slashing the bad guy, they never attack him both at once.

Originally posted by exanda kane
Age doesnt have much affect on Jedi.

As a whole the actually fight itself does not need to be dramatic, its actually a resisted arrest!

Im not saying the character's age, but the age of the actors