What's your reason for being here...

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well I could go again 😕

no no....do it!!

*un zips trousers*

*turns away*

*starts*

*finishes*

*starts*

*walk in* 😐

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'm waiting for my lady friend, and waiting for UPS to arrive with my game system.

Game system, eh? 🙁

*hands bio a jar of vaseline*

who's bio?

*Stops*

*Starts*

SCHNURGEN!

Don't you mean Bloigen Frgoigrn Shpoiglen!

Nope...Schnergen. It's a new word I learned from Wayne off of Wayne's World 2 yesterdee. 🙂

Oh the Schnergen Yurgen Fjords which is located in flurgen blurgen.

I believe they have an average rainfall of 2.5 centimetres.

😱 Exxxxactly.

Honey Horne: So, would you like to have dinner one night?
Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.

Honey Horne: I bet you like to be in control...
Garth: Yes, like when I was 17, my sister wanted to loan my Def Leppard. And I was like "No way!".

Honey Horne: I'm going to be frank.
Garth: Okaaay. Can I still be Garth?

Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

Garth: *spits out brandy* This cokes gone bad!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
*walk in* 😐

Shwing!

Originally posted by Bloigen
Honey Horne: So, would you like to have dinner one night?
Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.

Honey Horne: I bet you like to be in control...
Garth: Yes, like when I was 17, my sister wanted to loan my Def Leppard. And I was like "No way!".

Honey Horne: I'm going to be frank.
Garth: Okaaay. Can I still be Garth?

Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

Garth: *spits out brandy* This cokes gone bad!

Originally posted by Bloigen
Shwing!

huh?