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ok, always knew texas smelled bad on the outside

Tex needs to change his name to France. 😂

There's a place in France where the Texans wear no pants.

😂

you could keep it a secret...

But then Tex wouldn't be boarding a plane to France right now!

who's complaining of him going to france?

That's why I told him! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

I should go to France and hook up with some fine French chick

Even though they don't always shave????????

Don't some French women have hairy armpits!? 😱

That's what's implied in my post.

I guess you don't really wanna get in their pants then... 😱

Not me. Just give me a beautiful woman from the states.

*starts singing the like Beach Boys*

I wish they all could be California girls... 🙂

who sung
"Two girls for every boy"? or is it "Surfcity"?

finti, show your knowledge please

Jan & Dean

I've always wanted to be a California girl. Surf, sun, and around on the sand all day.

that's during the summer. During winter you're a cold, demented freak with an icicle coming out of your nose. 😂

Anyway...

*starts singing like Jan & Dean*

"Two girls for every boy...Yeah we're going to Surf City gonna have some fun now...Surf City everyone..."