Ultimate Colossus vs 616 Colossus

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Originally posted by Tony Stark
I think that the match goes something like this...

Ult Colossus is just getting done working out in the weight room and 616 Colossus is just leaving the danger room...

And they meet each other face to face in front of the shower...

Ult Colossus says "hey what are you doing here and who are you...?"

616 Colossus says "I'm getting ready to take a ssshower after a gruling work out..."

"BTW i'm 616 Colossus big boy... would you like to join me for a bubble bath instead?"

Ult Colossus says " Well...um... your a little older than the boysss i usually date but... Um...i just can't ssstop ssstaring at your ssshiny musclesss...and at your bulge...Em...um...i'm mean your your bugling ssshiny musclesss they way the light is hitting them right now...I jussst don't think i can sssay no..."

(gleefully)" So...I'll say why not...You big sssilly sssexy russian. YESSS!...YESSS!...absolutely...YESSS!"

616 Colossus says "Thats fabuloussss...Now come over here and help me out of my sssuit ssssilly... And i'll do the sssame for you my little mini-me..."

Ult Colossus says "Hold on let me grab my loofa ssso i cab give you the best ssscrub down of your life... and i'll ssshow you why you wont have to look at another boy ever again..."

616 Colossus says "Well i've had many of men in my time... You must really think that you're very ssspecial...." "Ssshow daddy what he'sss going to be getting thatsss ssso ssspecial..."

Ult Colossus says " Ok... But... Remember it's not the sssize of the ssship in the ocean...um...It's the motion of the of ocean...And the ssskillfullness of it's captian DRIVING the ssship... "

"Oh...I can't wait...I'm about exssspload..." Ult Colossus tears off his suit and stands proud...

616 Colossus says " Um...tee...hee..Um... I mean... Um...WOW...ahhh... No offense little man...Tee...Hee...Oh...Um...I mean...From the thousandsss of little sssailorsss that i've...Um...been out to sssea with that sssure looksss like a little dingy to me an dbelieve me i would know...Tee...Hee...Uh...I mean..."

Ult Colossus's jaw drops...and is looking mortified by what he just heard...

616 Colossus says " On second thought kid... Would you look at the time... WOW... I forgot i've got a nail appointment in one hour and i can't be late...Ssso i'm going to have to sssplit... You underssstand don't you sssweetie...?"

Ult Colossus says " Sssure...Ya...I understand... You wouldn't want to be late and all it isss a nail appointment and all...Maybe we can get together sssome other time?"

616 Colossus says "Sssure kid...Um... I'll...Um...call you...Ya...I'll call you for sure..."

Ult Colossus says "OK...(with joy) call me... i'll make you forget all about the sssize of my...Um...dingy...? I promise anything you want...I promise... Anything...(sssmile)."

616 Colossus says "Sssure kid... I'll call ya...Gotta go...Sssee ya bye..." as he runs from the room right through the wall out of the mansion.

Ult Colossus says "He sssaid that he wasss going to call me...Tee...Hee... He sssaid he wasss going to call me...Tee...Hee..." As he skips to the showers with his... Um... Dingy in his hand.

"Wait a minute i didn't give him my #... That bassstard..." Ult Colossus breaks down in the middle of the shower floor and cries uncontrolably and rusts soild right on the floor and dies.

I believe that is a win/win.

But since we're keeping track Ult Colossus is the biggest or you could say the "littlest" LOSER.

naughty

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
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Indeed .... Whats the Navy like , Tony ? 😕

Originally posted by yahman
Indeed .... Whats the Navy like , Tony ? 😕

You tell me...

Ultimate Colossus would not be a level 7, he and thing are the same strength class 6/7 95-100 tons. Earth 616 Colossus could be very well be a class 100 7/7 (enrage ). earth 616 colossus will kick his ultiamte ass to much experience.

that juggernaut and colossus picture is from when they fought in a bar i think. colossus proved that he is nowhere near juggernauts class by being dropped very quickly. the juggernaut paid the owner for the damage they caused and walked off, not before asking wolverine and nightcrawler i think if they wanted a piece of the action. wolverine declined and the juggernaut wandered off. wolverine and whoever he was with had to dig the unconcious colossus out of the rubble.

Originally posted by Decay
that juggernaut and colossus picture is from when they fought in a bar i think. colossus proved that he is nowhere near juggernauts class by being dropped very quickly. the juggernaut paid the owner for the damage they caused and walked off, not before asking wolverine and nightcrawler i think if they wanted a piece of the action. wolverine declined and the juggernaut wandered off. wolverine and whoever he was with had to dig the unconcious colossus out of the rubble.

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Funny... I'm really surprised that a Colossus pimp would have left the actual outcome of the fight out...

I'm sure it was just an oversight...

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Originally posted by Decay
that juggernaut and colossus picture is from when they fought in a bar i think. colossus proved that he is nowhere near juggernauts class by being dropped very quickly. the juggernaut paid the owner for the damage they caused and walked off, not before asking wolverine and nightcrawler i think if they wanted a piece of the action. wolverine declined and the juggernaut wandered off. wolverine and whoever he was with had to dig the unconcious colossus out of the rubble.

Oh, and Wolvie and NC didn't act on Juggs because they DECIDED this fight would do Peter some good, since he had to release some pressure.