If You Could Shape One Day of your Life...
Everything you wanted to happen would happen.
What would you do? 😱
I've already told Lea some of this, so don't act suprised, Lea. 😛
ME(Who has no life, yeah I know. 😛):
Day before Perfect Day
================
Fly to Caribbean Islands with some close friends. Arrive late at night. Get keys to suite in five star hotel. Get assigned unknown roommate. Fall down beside unknown roommate who is already in bed in and go into a deep sleep instantly, clothes still on.
Perfect Day
========
Wake up. Roll over. Discover that roommate is in fact (current lover whose name shall not be revealed). If I'm single, it's who I like best. She wakes up.
(censored)
So we go down to breakfast and meet all other KMC members and their close friends. Hugs and kisses and words(and some secret tears) are exchanged.
We eat world-class fancy breakfast in a fancy-schmantzy resturant on the second floor.
We go outside and frolic around near the beach and water until lunch. Generally have fun.
Lunch is a splendid affair at a seaside resturant. Also fancy-schmantzy.
For part of the afternoon we play soccer on the beach(much to Deano's delight). Deano scores a goal. Deano accidentally gets kicked in testicles by (name of female member between 16-23) much to everyone else's great hilarity. Deano doesn't find it quite as funny.
Game ends 2-2.
We raid ice cream stall and cool ourselves off. Ice cream man is not happy.
Rest of afternoon is spent at waterpark, some of it frolicking with trained dolphins.
Supper time. We have worked up quite an appetite. Eat dinner at same fancy-schmantzy resturant in hotel room on second floor. Ken Kenobi trips and accidentally drops plate over balcony, which by some stupid quirk of fate, knocks out a terrorist. (Ken is later awarded a medal for service to the United States. Allison is monumentally proud of Ken. Ken still has trouble working it out.)
We finish supper and spend the rest of the time in the rec room. Big media rig. Six plasma televisions. One big-ass TV screen for movies. There is a dance floor at the other end of the room with a DJ. Big speakers. Very big.
When we see room for first time, several people faint with joy, hotsauce6548 being one of them.
(Name of current lover whose name shall not be revealed) pulls me aside.
(censored)
The end! 😱