The Blob versus Cholesterol

Well?

hasn't he already lost this one? He's a walking (I use the term walking lightly, more like waddeling) ball of Crisco!

Yeah, but if this is The_Blob's Blob than he can just absorb the damage with his uber powers.

He's not affected by fat retards.

Shut up, n00b

The Blob can expect heart failure at 35. Cholesterol 10/10.

Cholesterol pwns the Blob