Tarkin and Dooku versus Ben and Sidious

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Tarkin and Dooku versus Ben and Sidious

Straight out fisticuffs. Location is in a bar on Coruscant.

Tarkin gets wasted faster than Fisti asks to turn the volume up. It then becomes Dooku vs. Ben and Sidious. What period Sidious is this?

ROTJ.

Damn. This is hard. If Dooku can dispose of Ben quicker than Sids can drop down and get his lightning on, then he could win. But Dooku's no athlete, so I say Sids through Force YouwereoncemyapprenticeIownyoubitch, Ben dies, but Sids wins it and proceeds to Harlem Shake all over the place.

'Teh Roman g0d!!!!11'

Lmfao! D00d, tutaly luvin' da nuw luk. am grovling at ur feets nowz, zo pleees bles mi wit impenrntbl puwerz1!!11!!11!1!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/oldguyfight.html

Holy....I think that guy broke his hip...

Yeah, that movie was hilarious.