ZERA TEAM: The Perfect Warrior

"God damit im tired of going to go get things"

Keeper: afag hwhea besnba hba brbr.

"Keeper do you know where it is"

Keeper: aga hwherb ahwg4 nbeab brb...umm...Bacca

"what about the midget"

[New profile, posted on the sign in thread]

Kimblee looked up to Mirage Island. "Uhh... I'm guessing this is the place I'm suppposed to go." He walked up the bridge and to Elder. "Uhh... Hello. Was my friend Ballister around here earlier?"

Elder: Umm...umm...it think he may be with Ben.

[Ballister left the island to go on his own lonely quest for justice... (wow, I'm so cool!) Anyways, I'm just going to pretend you said "He left the island" and go on from there...]

"Ballister left? Alright, whatever. Any idea why he might've called me over here?"

(Elder has short term memory)

Elder: I pissed myself.

"What? Look old man, I just need to know where I'm supposed to go. Maybe I'm supposed to help out this Ben guy? Or am I supposed to talk to you about your urination on a weird floating island?"

Elder: ...the nameless one is freed young man. This is no place for a croc.

"I'm an alligator, and what do you mean no room for me? I mean, if Ballister's gone, you'll probably need me. I'm skilled enough to beat Ballister in a fight. I traveled all the way from Florida to get here! Come on, man."

Elder: Hmm...you will only get in the way against the nameless one.

"Well, is there any kind of test that I can take to convince you otherwise?" He looked around at the many doors.

Elder: *Speaking to himsefl softly* but then again...live bait we could use. hehe *Talking out loud to you* Very well then. Go talk to Ben and he'll give you the run down.

"Live bait" he mumbled "What an oximoron. So where is this Ben guy?"

~ballister your guy didnt here the live bait part~
"Im right here"

[Oh yeah 😄 ]

Kimblee turned around to Ben. "You're Ben? Never seen a talking hamster before. But then again, you've probably never seen a talking alligator before."

"Yeah enough of the racism. We need to find a key the old man lost it"

"Pfft, Racism..." he mumbled "Alright, where is the key?"