Tweaked Nursery Rhymes
Change up average nursery rymes, and make them funny.
Try to make your own work
Here's one:
Olde king cole was a stupid old soul,
and a stupid old soul was he.
He looked for his cat, and he looked for he food,
but both were stuck in a tree.
(I know, that sucked, but I did this in like, 2.1 seconds)