Basketball match! Jedi Vs Sith

Started by DiamondBullets3 pages
Originally posted by overlord
A maul fan once told me that Maul is in extremely good shape.
Maybe he is black! This revelation turns the whole debate, doesn't it?

um.....no. That wasn't funny.

You racist bítches. Black n white don't matter.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
You racist bítches. Black n white don't matter.

STFU

Originally posted by overlord
A maul fan once told me that Maul is in extremely good shape.
Maybe he is black! This revelation turns the whole debate, doesn't it?

Nope, Maul is actually white. Yup..he's a white boy Zabrac. He had hair too.

He started his facial and body art during his late teen years while training on Coruscant in one of Palpatine's massive sub-apartments near the edge of what was called "Imperial city" You know that place where C. Dooku met Sidous at the end of Ep. 2. That place. Maul trained there all his life, before his tattoos, and he had a white face like the color of Anakin or an Obi Wan. So Darth Maul is white.

🙂

If you think this place is stupid, wait until you saw the Baseball thread.

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
um.....no. That wasn't funny.
Thanks for stating the obvious, moron. That's why it's called satire.

mace is couch carter lmao Jedi wins 😱 😮‍💨 😕

New line-ups:

Jedi:

C - Mace Windu
PF - Obi-Wan Kenobi
SF - Anakin Skywalker
SG - Kit Fisto
PG - Agen Kolar

Sith:

C - Darth Maul
PF - Sora Bulq
SF - Count Dooku
SG - Sev'rance Tann
PG - Asajj Ventress

New line-ups:

Jedi:

C - Kit fisty
PF - Yaddle the lesser
SF - Luke Skywalker
SG - Syville Demetris D'Kana (Yoda's father 🙂)
PG - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Sith:

C - Darth Tyrannus
PF - Darth Sidious
SF - Asajj Ventress
SG - Darth Vader
PG - Darth Plo Koon

Remember that Sev'rance Tann is a Separatist Dark Jedi who also act as a general.

How is this a "sith" team with only 2 sith lords?

Originally posted by Illustrious
How is this a "sith" team with only 2 sith lords?

Just swap sith by dark side.

Originally posted by Twilight Janick
Just swap sith by dark side.

Then that bumps the astoundingly high number of 2 to an incredibly large 3.

Asajj Ventress is a dark sider too! Just replace Darth Plo Koon by Sev'rance Tann in the last line-up and you get a full team of dark siders.

Originally posted by Shadow x 20
Mace is black. Jedi wins

Shadow x 20 is right, end of discussion.

new line up

Jedi

C Yoda
PF Luke
SF OB1
PG Qui-Gon
SG Mace

Sith

C Darth Sidious
PF Darth Vader
SF Darth Tyranus
PG Darth Maul
SG umm... Darth Bane

Kinda like an even match, and the people who fought eachother most are opposite eachother.

ps.

Originally posted by Twilight Janick
If you think this place is stupid, wait until you saw the Baseball thread.
😂laughing😆😆laughing😂 true.

I'd place Yoda as a coach, not a center player. Cin Drallig would replace Mace Windu as the SG and Mace would be rotated to center.

One last thing: Wookies are to basketball what Neimoidians and Geonosians are to baseball: the best races in SW for their respective sports.

Man.. You must be on drugs..
What in the world are you talking about?

Originally posted by Twilight Janick
One last thing: Wookies are to basketball what Neimoidians and Geonosians are to baseball: the best races in SW for their respective sports.

Erm yeah...about your childhood...