Baseball: Good side vs. Dark side

Started by Twilight Janick3 pages

Baseball: Good side vs. Dark side

Imagine there would be a baseball game in the Circus Horrficus on Nar Shaddaa between good and evil people.

Good side:

Catcher - Obi-Wan Kenobi (ROTS)
Pitcher - Yoda (AOTC)
First base - Anakin Skywalker (ROTS)
Second base - Kit Fisto
Third base - Padmé Amidala (Naberrie)
Shortstop - Agen Kolar
Left field - Mace Windu
Center field - Mon Mothma
Right field - Depa Billaba (AOTC)

Dark side:

Catcher - Darth Sidious
Pitcher - Jango Fett
First base - Count Dooku
Second base - Nute Gunray
Third base - Darth Maul
Shortstop - Quinlan Vos
Left field - Rune Haako
Center field - Shu Mai
Right field - Poggle the Lesser

Just when you thought you have seen the weirdest of members..... 🏴‍☠️

Anakin and Mace get busted for steroids. Yoda is caught with a speedball and hookers. The rest go on strike.

How weird is weird?

Weird in like.... mannnn spacial cc000oli0!!11 wowzah!!1

Delete this thread or please delete me, emperor Janick.

Originally posted by overlord
Weird in like.... mannnn spacial cc000oli0!!11 wowzah!!1

Delete this thread or please delete me, emperor Janick.

I'm nowhere near the Imperial throne.

lets see,oh yeah this is kinda pointless but go good side! which i call the forcers

But the Dark Side has the edge when it comes to catch balls that would be close to a home run, because Poggle the Lesser can fly. There is no jetpack here, so Jango must use his gloved hand to throw balls or to catch them.

what is Rune Haako doing in there?

Two options: either I change all Neimoidians in the roster, either you assume that baseball in SW comes from the Neimoidians.

Thread Rip-off!

A rip-off of what?

I assume he means his Jedi vs. Sith basketball match.

But here, there are non-combatants in play (e.g. Nute Gunray for the Dark side, Mon mothma for the Good Side). All of the people mentioned in the Jedi vs. Sith basketball are shown, canonically, to fight.

Yeah, I guess this thread is pretty good in fact because of Nute Gunray, Mon mothma, basketball, canonically.
Let's delete dumb threads like this and see people debating, that's even more interesting.

This is baseball here. Never thought that Anakin or Obi-Wan would even be busted by steroids.

Originally posted by Twilight Janick
This is baseball here. Never thought that Anakin or Obi-Wan would even be busted by steroids.

This is stupidity here. Never thought that Janick or Kruger would even be busted by steriods.

Re: Baseball: Good side vs. Dark side

Originally posted by Twilight Janick
Imagine there would be a baseball game in the Circus Horrficus on Nar Shaddaa between good and evil people.

Good side:

Catcher - Obi-Wan Kenobi (ROTS)
Pitcher - Yoda (AOTC)
First base - Anakin Skywalker (ROTS)
Second base - Kit Fisto
Third base - Padmé Amidala (Naberrie)
Shortstop - Agen Kolar
Left field - Mace Windu
Center field - Mon Mothma
Right field - Depa Billaba (AOTC)

Dark side:

Catcher - Darth Sidious
Pitcher - Jango Fett
First base - Count Dooku
Second base - Nute Gunray
Third base - Darth Maul
Shortstop - Quinlan Vos
Left field - Rune Haako
Center field - Shu Mai
Right field - Poggle the Lesser

Batter up!

So Windu can truly stand out as a left fielder after all!

Remember that lightsaber training gives all lightsaber-wielding players an edge in batting.