Starfire vs Wolverine

Started by LethalFemme4 pages

damn no 1 4 wolvie...........

If it was Starfire vs Spiderman then Spidey would whoop her ass

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
If it was Starfire vs Spiderman then Spidey would whoop her ass

Wow...you seem to think Spider-Man very highly...I didn't know that you were an Spider-Man fanboy...

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
If it was Starfire vs Spiderman then Spidey would whoop her ass

nope 😉

you like spiderman...................

🙄

Yes he's mocking spiderman fanboys and that makes him a spider-m,an fanboy. Just goes to show how good his imitation is. . . 😆

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
If it was Starfire vs Spiderman then Spidey would whoop her ass

Hmm. Mocking? No, it seems like an statement to me.

"Spidey would whoop her ass"

How more clearer can it be?

If you mock someone, you usually put something like this behind it:

🙄

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Hmm. Mocking? No, it seems like an statement to me.

"Spidey would whoop her ass"

How more clearer can it be?

If you mock someone, you usually put something like this behind it:

🙄

Covering your ass, that's cute.

Doesn't change facts I'm affraid. no2

Originally posted by Creshosk
Covering your ass, that's cute.

Doesn't change facts I'm affraid. no2

Covering my ass? What do you mean by that? 😕

When someone posts something like this: "If it was Starfire vs Spiderman then Spidey would whoop her ass"

It usually means that they think that Spider-Man would win...✅

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Covering my ass? What do you mean by that? 😕

When someone posts something like this: "If it was Starfire vs Spiderman then Spidey would whoop her ass"

It usually means that they think that Spider-Man would win...✅

He got you, so defend against that your justifying your comment which shows you believed him. By trying to show that it wasn't a joke because he didn't do the roll eyes emoticon. when he doesn't always do that. 🙂

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Covering my ass? What do you mean by that? 😕

When someone posts something like this: "If it was Starfire vs Spiderman then Spidey would whoop her ass"

It usually means that they think that Spider-Man would win...✅

Unless they're being ironic and unless they don't normally put a :rollseyes: in the first place. 😉

He got you.

1-3

Originally posted by Creshosk
He'd probably have to change his name to Crispyrine after this fight.

How would he get the 1-3?

Well maybe I was wrong with saying 7/10 but I think Wolverine might win 1/10 out of ten if starfire comes close enough for him to stab her , but thats highly unlikely. 🙂

Originally posted by Piedmon
Expert doesn't equal to master, which would most accurately describe Wolverine. Good though Starfire doubtlessly is, there are two factors to consider:

1. Wolverine has had much longer than is afforded in a human lifetime to accrue skills and techniques.

2. He has adamantium claws.

No armor, and certainly not her bare hands, is going to save Starfire from Wolverine's claws. Unless she can zip out of the way, she's going down.

There are basically two scenarios (off the top of my head) where Wolverine can win.

1. They are in an enclosed chamber, something around the area of ten yards or less apart. I believe Wolverine could clear that distance and make his strike before Star could so much as power up her energy bolts. Remember, the Canuck outpaces tigers and bobcats just for training. He's faster than a jungle cat.

2. Starfire is, for whatever reason, flying low, and Wolverine has snuck up onto the pricepiece of some ledge above her. His training as a government operative allows him to move with the utmost stealth, and since Tamaranians don't possess enhanced senses Star is unlikely to notice him until it's too late. Wolverine could pounce right onto her back and finish the fight with one swipe.

Those are pretty much the only ways I can see Wolverine winning. (And obviously, neither of these totally clinch it since there's always the chance Star gets lucky and blasts him before he gets too close.)

One thing ain't true though. Starfire is thousands of years old. Literally. She's far more experienced and skilled than Wolvie. Blast that damn cartoon...

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
If it was Starfire vs Spiderman then Spidey would whoop her ass

Lamer ✅

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Hmm. Mocking? No, it seems like an statement to me.

"Spidey would whoop her ass"

How more clearer can it be?

If you mock someone, you usually put something like this behind it:

🙄


*Ahem*Allow me...

OH MAN GYZ WOLVERIN WULD CUT THRU STRFIAR CUZ SHE SUX LOL

WOLVERIN BEET TEH HULK WIDOWT GETIN HERT UNCE. DUH 🙄 🙄 🙄

*Bows*

One thing ain't true though. Starfire is thousands of years old. Literally. She's far more experienced and skilled than Wolvie. Blast that damn cartoon...

Actually it's been explained she's just naive of Earths customs, not stupid.

And she's easily the strongest Titan on the show.

Originally posted by MuffinmanMike
Actually it's been explained she's just naive of Earths customs, not stupid.
✅ She is an alien after all. Not like her customs are exactly normal to us either.

Originally posted by Draco69
One thing ain't true though. Starfire is thousands of years old. Literally. She's far more experienced and skilled than Wolvie. Blast that damn cartoon...

Natural life?

I have never heard of her being that old.

Wouldn't this be a crime then?

Yeah. She's that old. She's like Thor. Thor may be thousand and thousand of years old but he's quite young by Asgardian standards.

or like Wonder Woman.............shes pretty old

Originally posted by LethalFemme
funny thing is what guardian did is most likely what star would do to wolvie...........lol

ok apart from wolvie 8000 or watever who actually believe starfire will lose?

Not a chance. 🙂