Yoda vs Spiderman

Started by BobbyD1 pages

Yoda vs Spiderman

Spiderman: Are you serious, you lil' green s**t? You're a f*****g martian?! I'll carve you up, Yogi....uh, Yoda. Whatever the f**k your name is.

Yoda: Mmmmm....Fight you, I want, yes.

Spidey *starts to hurl a web*

....a fight ensues.....

Yoda creams Spidey and takes a nap.

Yoda 10/10. This aint even close.

Yoda owns spidey .... and whats with all the swearing ?

Yoda should win.

Originally posted by Xplosive
Yoda should win.

Spiderman lose he must

Yoda take him down while taking his glaucoma medication

Re: Yoda vs Spiderman

Originally posted by BobbyD
Spiderman: Are you serious, you lil' green s**t? You're a f*****g martian?! I'll carve you up, Yogi....uh, Yoda. Whatever the f**k your name is.

Yoda: Mmmmm....Fight you, I want, yes.

Spidey *starts to hurl a web*

....a fight ensues.....

At an end your wise cracks are
and not short enough it is.

Yoda owns. Force Choke right off the bat, Spider-Man's down.