The Real Truth part 3

He asked me to keep it a secret...but...I just can't hide it anymore....

Moose is really....a sheep....

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this is crazy!
1. Some truth
2. The real truth
3. The real truth part 2

Now part 3??!?!??!?!

Originally posted by Lana
He asked me to keep it a secret...but...I just can't hide it anymore....

Moose is really....a sheep....

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Baaaaa-aaad Lana! 😠

Originally posted by Lana
He asked me to keep it a secret...but...I just can't hide it anymore....

Moose is really....a sheep....

🥷

OMG.I shared my bed with him for all those years yet i never knew 😐

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Baaaaa-aaad Lana! 😠

Ewe crack me up.

😐

Thats where that wool came from! You bastard!

Originally posted by Slay
OMG.I shared my bed with him for all those years yet i never knew 😐

😆 😆 I got nuthin for this one.

Originally posted by Lana
Ewe crack me up.

😐

That's awful...simply awful.... 🙄

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
That's awful...simply awful.... 🙄

I know 😮

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
😆 😆 I got nuthin for this one.

I leave you speechless yet again 😖hifty:

Just like the day we first met 😐

Originally posted by Lana
I know 😮

but funny enough in the context of this thread. 😂

a sheep...ew...

😆

Originally posted by Slay
I leave you speechless yet again 😖hifty:

Just like the day we first met 😐

Ahh...I remember it....at the train station...you stepped off the train, wearing that yellow sundresss, a daisy in your hair; me in my merchant marine uniform. You glanced my way...I felt the hair on my neck stand up....you asked me for a smoke, I obliged. You spoke in a husky, "I've been drinking and smoking for years" voice, with a hint of an East Indian accent.

IT was mesmerizing.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ahh...I remember it....at the train station...you stepped off the train, wearing that yellow sundresss, a daisy in your hair; me in my merchant marine uniform. You glanced my way...I felt the hair on my neck stand up....you asked me for a smoke, I obliged. You spoke in a husky, "I've been drinking and smoking for years" voice, with a hint of an East Indian accent.

IT was mesmerizing.

😂

Yep you never knew i was a 15 year old Illegal French immigrant till i just confessed that to you 😄

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😱 awww Maya loves ShEEPS!"°

Originally posted by Slay
😂

Yep you never knew i was a 15 year old Illegal French immigrant till i just confessed that to you 😄

You're right, I was clueless.

I also didn't know that you were scheduled to visit the Mayo clinic's "Gender Reassignment Program" either. 😕

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You're right, I was clueless.

I also didn't know that you were scheduled to visit the Mayo clinic's "Gender Reassignment Program" either. 😕

Originally posted by eggmayo
I so did not found that clinic. 😮

😂 The Egg Mayo clinic for sexual reassignment.

Not only are you the president, you'e a client.