Savage Hulk vs Teen Titans

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Savage Hulk vs Teen Titans

Here we go Savage Hulk is rampaging in town and the the Titans get the Alarm they see a 7foot 1,040 wrecking ball. First thing Flash tries to hit Hulk with now idea how fast he is so before Flash could he gets swated all the way back to the tower and knocks him out.

Savage Hulk vs Cyborg,Robin,Starfire,Raven,Wondergirl,Kid Flash III,Beast Boy

The Teen Titans easily. Savage Hulk is angry. Raven eats (literally) emotions. Savage Hulk is no longer angry and is now calm. Savage Hulk turns into Banner. Banner gets raped by the rest of the Titans.

Or Kid Flash steals his speed rendering him an immobile statue.
Or Raven teleports him to Trigon.
Or Cyborg uses sleeping gas.
Or Beast Boy copies Hulks form.

So many ways really...

I thought Hulk was immune to sleeping gas. Flash is already down^

He SHOULD be. But for some odd reason it's a special weakness to him despite his healing factor...

Kid Flash can heal and revive himself at exponential rates. Raven can just heal him also.

Your tell me that The Hulk who has a healing factor. Who went up against Wonder Man and Iron Man could not beat the Teen Titans please he fought people more powerful then all of them.

Power means nothing against certain elements that will determine the victor. And Raven is powerful enough to beat him herself.

Raven is an emotion vampire. She digests emotions until the person is as emotionless as a stainless steel fork. Savage Hulk requires angry and rage to be "Hulkified". If he's NOT angry or enraged than he transforms back to Banner. All Raven has to do is A) eat his emotions (anger) until he's competely calm in which he will transform back to Banner in which he will be incinerated by Superboy's heat vision. or B) Just teleport him to Trigon for a cheap win.

And the Titans can also take down Wonder Man and Iron Man for your information.

Titans 10/10

Sure.

Don't worry. There's plenty more lopsided threads you can attempt to make.

Which is lopsided?

Lopsided in favor of the Titans even though you obviously thought they didn't stand a chance against Hulk.

They don't stand a chance against Hulk. This emotion eating vampire may be able to completely calm down normal humans but Hulk is just a wee bit different in that department. Sure she can leech off of him as much as she wants. But it's gonna be like a starving man chewing on an elephant... not gonna put a dent in his emotions.

Sleeping gas? Thunderclap

Copy his form? sure, now try copying his strength grows with anger ability.

Hulk 10/10

Originally posted by Porsche
They don't stand a chance against Hulk. This emotion eating vampire may be able to completely calm down normal humans but Hulk is just a wee bit different in that department. Sure she can leech off of him as much as she wants. But it's gonna be like a starving man chewing on an elephant... not gonna put a dent in his emotions.

Please. If she can suck the emotions from from entire populated cities AND higher beings like the Lords of Order and Chaos than Hulk is just an appetizer.

Teleport or emotion sucking.

Originally posted by Draco69
Please. If she can suck the emotions from from entire populated cities AND higher beings like the Lords of Order and Chaos than Hulk is just an appetizer.

Teleport or emotion sucking.


Emotion sucking on Hulk will overload her. It ain't happening. If this thread were created using a more powerful version of Hulk this wouldn't even be an issue as other versions don't turn into banner.

Originally posted by Porsche
Emotion sucking on Hulk will overload her. It ain't happening. If this thread were created using a more powerful version of Hulk this wouldn't even be an issue as other versions don't turn into banner.

Overload? Please she once successfully absorbed the emotions of the entire planet. And she was lusting for more. She can't be overloaded. ALL the emotions go into her soulself which is a nexus into Trigon, a limitless hell dimension.

Hulk doesn't possess "limitless" anger. If he did, he'd be Hulk forever AND his mere presence by now would cause the planet to explode or something.

Originally posted by Draco69
Overload? Please she once successfully absorbed the emotions of the entire planet. And she was lusting for more. She can't be overloaded. ALL the emotions go into her soulself which is a nexus into Trigon, a limitless hell dimension.

Hulk doesn't possess "limitless" anger. If he did, he'd be Hulk forever AND his mere presence by now would cause the planet to explode or something.

Well IF she has limitless levels of absorption then this might work. However, if it isn't instantaneous he'll kill before way before she can finish.

Originally posted by Porsche
Well IF she has limitless levels of absorption then this might work. However, if it isn't instantaneous he'll kill before way before she can finish.

Hardly. He would be getting weaker and weaker by the second. You're also plainly forgetting her uber-magics and the rest of the Class 100 speedblitzers on the team to distract him. And as his anger dissapates than Hulk is Banner and Robin proceeds to beat the crap out of him.

Great. Have we forgotten the rest of the Titans? They won't just stand there and chew bubble gum.

If the other Titans start beating up on him that's gonna make him angry and at least prevent his anger from continuing to go down. It would be counterproductive.