Wolverine vs Teen Titans

Started by Piedmon3 pages

Let's make a new team.... THE RETIREE TITANS!

We'll have Wolverine, born in the mid-19th century... Captain America, the living relic of World War II.... Union Jack, the living symbol of a flag nobody's liked since the 50's.... and Charleton Heston, back from the dead and mad as hell...

I'm disappointed Juntai. You didn't bring up Cassie's lasso. 🙁

Originally posted by Piedmon
Let's make a new team.... THE RETIREE TITANS!

We'll have Wolverine, born in the mid-19th century... Captain America, the living relic of World War II.... Union Jack, the living symbol of a flag nobody's liked since the 50's.... and Charleton Heston, back from the dead and mad as hell...


Add Uncle Sam and you got a hell of a team.

Wolverine didn't have enough money to afford a "lasso session...."

Originally posted by The Ion
Not smarter than Cyborg.
Not stronger than Superboy.
Not faster than Kid Flash
Not skilled enough to beat Raven's soul self.

Can't jump nearly high enough to catch Starfire.
OR Wonder Girl.

I think the only Titan he could take down would be Beastboy/Changeling. But not easily, as a T-Rex is just a mindless animal. Gar has the advantage of human intelligence.

If Wolverine has some explosives with a detonator on hand, and can somehow get Kid Flash to stand in exactly the right place.....

Look, I'm not gonna call Wolverine stupid. I'm sure he's at least average intelligence. But I don't think he's as smart as Slade is 😛

All in all, if it's everyone vs Wolverine with no outside help, Wolverine gets schooled.


Hi. Do you live in the same institution as wolverine8888?

It's even worse because he refuses to acknowledge Wolverines losses. I'm one of the biggest Spidey fanboys, but I can admit the Wall-Crawler is outclassed and HAS gotten his ass beat.

All I'm saying is, give a monkey the right tools and it could take out Superman....

Originally posted by Piedmon
All I'm saying is, give a monkey the right tools and it could take out Superman....

You mean Gorilla Grodd?

HEHE Superboy alone would SLAUGHTER Wolverine.......this team just mudstomps him......so much firepower and so many fliers with multiple powers vs a ground and pound guy lol🙂

i gotta go with wolverine.... BUT.....he would need some enemy of the state upgrades.

Re: Wolverine vs Teen Titans

Originally posted by long pig
Is Wolverine smart enough to take on the Titans?
Strong enough to take on the Titans?
Fast enough to take on the Titans?
Skilled enough to take on the Titans?
Originally posted by Draco69
No.
No.
No.
No.
End of thread.

Re: Re: Wolverine vs Teen Titans

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
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😆 😆 Now you know that just aint happening.

if his gets the drop on cyborg, its over, Beast boy is a target, he can duke it out with robin, he can use energy containing steel net, which is shot out of a gun, on superboy, now Raven will be more difficult, but this is where the space jump comes into play, he can set off an explosion as a decoy and then space to her, and stab her, and then starfire he can get by faking his death, and then lunging at her when she thinks hes dead....

I didn't know wolverine could do all that without prep.

Originally posted by Creshosk
I didn't know wolverine could do all that without prep.

i said with prep, without prep hes screwed.....duh

Originally posted by grey fox
Wolveirne -GRRRRR

OOOOkay..... someone needs to lay off those funny cigarettes

Dude that grr thing was a mini mock story i was gonna set up......

Originally posted by grey fox
Dude that grr thing was a mini mock story i was gonna set up......

I like Wolverine, and i truly couldnt careless what anyone says, im no Noob, i read all kinds of stuff, and have done lots of research, yet he still tends to be my favorite mutant.

Originally posted by grey fox
Dude that grr thing was a mini mock story i was gonna set up......
I found it funny. Cause Wolveirne growls.

Originally posted by King KAM
I like Wolverine, and i truly couldnt careless what anyone says, im no Noob, i read all kinds of stuff, and have done lots of research, yet he still tends to be my favorite mutant.
The way that sounds it's like in spite of your research he's still your favorite. . .