Write a letter to Santa

Dear Satan Santa!

My name is Kosta. For Christmas I want a spaceship and two grenades!
SO HURRY YOUR FAT MILK AND COOKE ASS UP AND BRING EM TO ME!

well it would start with this famout

Dear Santa,
Let me explain.....................

then there would be a list like a mile long

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is a Girl Who's Ame does not end in "dot jpg"

Dear santa,

**** you!

Jacope Jesfen

Dear Santo Jallapeno!

Did you know youre the mexican cousin of Santa!? 😱

dear santa,

i want money! now so get over here now and give me some!!!! and a gun

VG

Dear santa,

For Christmas i would like.....

*screws up paper*

Dear Santa,

This year i have been....

*screws up paper again*

*goes to north pole and kidnaps Mrs. Santa*

Dear Santa,

If you want to see your wife again, bring me a BMW series 8.

Dear Santa,

Please make all the rediculous Sequels and continuation of saga's within the next two years good movies.

Santa isnt God. 😛

Dear Sant,

Please disregard this:

Originally posted by Mando
Dear Santa,

Please make all the rediculous Sequels and continuation of saga's within the next two years good movies.

And Just don't make any sequels.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
And Just don't make any sequels.

I belive the media is more powerful than santa can possibly imagaine.

Originally posted by Kosta
Santa isnt God. 😛

Hey, I can dream.

Dear fatass i mean santa,
last year you gave me coal well **** you and ya know why rudolfs nose glows on and off like that its a time bomb have a merry christmas 🙂
sincerely,
FG

Originally posted by Kosta
Dear Santo Jallapeno!

Did you know youre the mexican cousin of Santa!? 😱

Originally posted by mysterio69
funny...i thought felix navidad was the mexican santa.

Felix Navidad means merry christmas...

i know. it was meant to be a lame joke. and btw smarty-pants...the real spelling is feliz, not felix.

Dear Santa 🙂

This is Kmcdude and you have a fat ass 😐

Dear santa,
AdventChild would like the following:
AlphaCentuari
Dark C
Kosta
Mr. Parker
That is all thank you santa!

Dear Santa,

I would like a 5G case. 😄

Dear Santa,
How naughty would be too naughty? eyes

Y'know there is an actual site for this.....

Email Santa

santa is so organised!! 😱

😂