The Stupidest Characters in Comics

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The Stupidest Characters in Comics

Who are the stupidest characters in comics. They don't necessarily have to be complete dumb-@$$es. For example, I think Cyclops is incredibly stupid to have cheaten on ominpotent being called the Phoenix. I also think despite Superman's genius intellect he's quite dense in alot of situations. So post away!

Note: Wolverine8888 is not a comic book character and if he was he would certainly win the crown for eternity....

For villans, Absorbing Man.

Thor has some wisdom, as a God, but can be outfoxed without much trouble by someone like Loki. He often acts rashly, which is why Odin was always trying to learn him some lessons ( mythic Thor dealt with most problems by killing the closest thing to him.)

"cheaten on ominpotent being called the Phoenix."

My friend your news service is out of date .... she is no longer 'ominpotent' !

Kryptonians .... Why the **** did they not leave Krypton ????????

I ask myself that question too. They can build Phantom Zone projectors but spaceships are hard to come by?

Originally posted by Draco69
I ask myself that question too. They can build Phantom Zone projectors but spaceships are hard to come by?

you'd think them becoming gods , would be a bit on an incentive 😕 ! They can Genetically create beings that can move planets, defy gravity and survive nukes, and yet they haven't ever thought of space travel? 😕 🙄

MORONS ! 😠

Or Jor-el. Took him weeks to build a spaceship. Ever think of just buying a couple. It's not like the guy wasn't the richest man on Krypton....

Namor when fighting Wolverine...😖hifty:

Anyone fighting Wolverine seems to be weaker and more stupid when they do that...is that an new power of his? Effect people like that?

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Namor when fighting Wolverine...😖hifty:

Anyone fighting Wolverine seems to be weaker and more stupid when they do that...is that an new power of his? Effect people like that?

My friends call it "The Aboot Force". Once Wolverine decides to engage you, he starts talking in crazy Canadian gibberish, the untolerable agony makes you forget your powers until your forced into hand to hand combat with him .. and NO ONE can beat Wolverine hand to hand. Faster than light hand movement, and claws that can cut ANYTHING, even abstract things, like thought bubbles, or time and space. And no amount of force will deter him, ever.

Batman who thinks none of his messes are his fault. and the all mighty bat god kick. I f##king hate that move.

Batman isn't stupid..... who else would think to carry shark repellent in their helicopter????

see.... ✅

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General Kinky. With all of his nigh-omnipotent powers, he should've waltzed through the herald-tourney a while back. What a dumbass!

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-DM

Originally posted by DigiMark007
General Kinky. With all of his nigh-omnipotent powers, he should've waltzed through the herald-tourney a while back. What a dumbass!

🙂

-DM

I blame his writers

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Phoenix, what tosh, no one says the K word anymore except madonna 🙂

Keep the faith 🙂

Stay Whirly 🤘

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Wolverine seems to be weaker and more stupid when they do that...is that an new power of his? Effect people like that?

he had the same effect on spidey in the berlin graveyard.

The stupidest hero? that would be a superhero i read about in Wizard comics. he had the ability to turn anything he touched into an explosive weapon. he scratched his butt. 😂 its true, I would post the pic but I don't have a scanner..............

batman is stupid , because he had many chances to get some good ol punani from wonder woman and never took them.

thor is stupid because he should just kill loki (and make sure he stays dead) , and ragnarok would never happen and i don't care that there is a law forbidding one asgardian to kill another.

kryptonians are stupid for listening to a cold emotionless machine instead of jor-el (jor-el was pretty much the only one with any normal sense).

and captain america and the avengers are stupid for not deciding to kill wanda when they had the chance.

DD 😛

"Hulk SMASH" his no brain surgeon thats for sure

Molecule Man and his stupid wand.

Nuff said.

Green Lanterns.

"My ring can do damn near anything......so I'm gonna make some boxing gloves!"

Green Lantern's cool with me.

Speedy(the junkie)