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Originally posted by Impediment
I can be more exlplicit, if you like. eyes

Originally posted by Ronny
I'm too lady for myself, i dont need competition woot

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Well I have to have my moment at least once a day flirty

Originally posted by Ronny
I'm not sure I know what exlplicit means, oh holy typo lord eyes

It means you make me so randy, you make me type typos. 😱

Originally posted by Impediment
It means you make me so randy, you make me type typos. 😱

THat reminds me of Austin Powers

Originally posted by Ronny
You had more than a moment eyes

I'm actually kinda buzzed now.

It was a very hard week this week. We had an officer hurt at the unit. 🙁

Your hotness fills me with ease. 131

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm actually kinda buzzed now.

It was a very hard week this week. We had an officer hurt at the unit. 🙁

Your hotness fills me with ease. 131

Originally posted by Ronny
I'm buzzed off Vicodin and Whiskey droolio

My fellow officer was stabbed 3 times in the face with an ink pen by an inmate.

He will be just fine, except for a few scars.

The next time you wash your boobies, think of Matt's friend. Deal? 😛

Originally posted by Impediment
My fellow officer was stabbed 3 times in the face with an ink pen by an inmate.

He will be just okay, except for a few scars.

The next time you wash your boobies, think of Matt's friend. Deal? 😛

Originally posted by Ronny
shocking Ohmigod thats terrible

He'll be okay.

I just hate inmates.

last night droolio

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
last night droolio

and about 90 minutes ago. ✅

Originally posted by Impediment
and about 90 minutes ago. ✅

yuppers. naughty

four seconds ago, with my left hoof...

yawn long, long time ago.

im hoping for tonight..

A month ago... 👇 Then the day after that i got dumped. 👇

Originally posted by willman
A month ago... 👇 Then the day after that i got dumped. 👇

dont worry about it. Im well over her.

good.👆 unlike me. im not over the guy ermm