-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

Started by Röland451 pages
Originally posted by LethalFemme
How would you know he uses protection unless you've slept with him?scared

Only a f*ckin idiot would sleep with random people he meets at a club and not use protection.

I'm assuming Kali is smart enough to wrap it up.

Originally posted by Röland
Only a f*ckin idiot would sleep with random people he meets at a club and not use protection.

I'm assuming Kali is smart enough to wrap it up.

you know what happens when you assume?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you know what happens when you assume?

Exactly.

Originally posted by Röland
Exactly.
they name an STD after you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
they name an STD after you.

Haha.

"So did you hear about Mike?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got ROLAND'S...."

Originally posted by LethalFemme
We all have urges but, come on.ermm

Yeah ermm Mine are locked away pretty tight, so yay no STDs for me whoooo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
they name an STD after you.


Originally posted by Röland
Haha.

"So did you hear about Mike?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got ROLAND'S...."


hahaha

Originally posted by Röland
Haha.

"So did you hear about Mike?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got ROLAND'S...."

more like the femmey itchies.

Originally posted by Coldfire
Yeah ermm Mine are locked away pretty tight, so yay no STDs for me whoooo

You have to let them out sometime or they'll consume you............which isn't bad if you like to be eaten from the inside out.lookaround

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
sorry for your wait... and congrats on the baby.

Thanks a bunch.hug

And if anyone actually new male homosexuals, you all would know that they are very promiscuous. There is an "up"* to that: gay males can have as much sex as they want and no families are hurt or upset because someone gets preggers.

*Hmmm, I wonder which pun I intended?

The down side is the STDs...Damned be HIV!!! (Hey, that rhymes!)

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You have to let them out sometime or they'll consume you............which isn't bad if you like to be eaten from the inside out.lookaround

hahaha! one of these days 😉

Originally posted by Impediment
A few hours ago.

twas great. Thanks for waking me up. eyes

Originally posted by Coldfire
hahaha! one of these days 😉

And I'll be there with a video camera.crytissue

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
twas great. Thanks for waking me up. eyes

Before or after he started?shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Before or after he started?shock

before, silly 😛

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
before, silly 😛

Some people like to be woken up that way.eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Some people like to be woken up that way.eyes

It's happened before and I enjoyed it. One time he woke me up and I got mad. I felt like such and ass 😮

Originally posted by LethalFemme
And I'll be there with a video camera.crytissue

Before or after he started?shock


haha oh really 😛
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
It's happened before and I enjoyed it. One time he woke me up and I got mad. I felt like such and ass 😮

awwww lol

Sexual Conquest, Full detail...

23 Sarah (asian) July 24 2007 May not be the best but.... who am I kidding all girls are the same now, easy! I fear I might get bored of easy women. She either reached an orgasm or she's faking. I cant believe I even last 1 hour. She said I was too rough. (note to self: no more doggy style, its the worst position. the penis is easy to slip off and hurt her vagina). I left her because "I have to go, i have to get up early in the morning" Will I ever call her? Well she's just a friend.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
It's happened before and I enjoyed it. One time he woke me up and I got mad. I felt like such and ass 😮

😂

Originally posted by Coldfire
haha oh really 😛

awwww lol

You'll wanna remember it.😛

Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
23 Sarah (asian) July 24 2007 May not be the best but.... who am I kidding all girls are the same now, easy! I fear I might get bored of easy women. She either reached an orgasm or she's faking. I cant believe I even last 1 hour. She said I was too rough. (note to self: no more doggy style, its the worst position. the penis is easy to slip off and hurt her vagina). I left her because "I have to go, i have to get up early in the morning" Will I ever call her? Well she's just a friend.

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Originally posted by Coldfire
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Not polite to stare.ermm