-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

Started by rader451 pages

Heed my advice: sex is bad... it's terribly addictive, and if you do it you will get AIDS and you will die.

Originally posted by rader
Heed my advice: sex is bad... it's terribly addictive, and if you do it you will get AIDS and you will die.
you sound like that coach in Mean Girls. 😆

Originally posted by rader
Heed my advice: sex is bad... it's terribly addictive, and if you do it you will get AIDS and you will die.

Who the hell you been having sex with? 😕 😘

Originally posted by AstroFan
Who the hell you been having sex with? 😕 😘
apparently NOT the right ones. 😛

Ive actually only been with one person and I came out clean, but If I came out clean your chances of catching something is higher. So you will get AIDS and you will die.

So its safe for us to assume you will never have sex again?

Originally posted by rader
Ive actually only been with one person and I came out clean, but If I came out clean your chances of catching something is higher. So you will get AIDS and you will die.
*tries to understand....* hmm

*fails*

wasnt there a movie about that?

No I will continue to have sex and prolly with the same person, its a risk I'm willing to take cuz I'm an addict

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
all over two weeks? 😆

Man RJ.... You have no idea how bad it is. I seriously have dreams where I am having sex and it feels SO real and then POOF, I'M AWAKE. And guess what? NOT REAL. 😐

🙄

Ill trade ya. 😛

too long ago *sighs*

Originally posted by LindsIsSexyK
Man RJ.... You have no idea how bad it is. I seriously have dreams where I am having sex and it feels SO real and then POOF, I'M AWAKE. And guess what? NOT REAL. 😐

That can actually be fixed you know Linds! 😉

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
too long ago *sighs*

hmmm...I have an older brother who isn't married who would gladly donate his "time".

Anyway...

I have sex everyday now...about an hour ago was the actual last time.

Originally posted by dadudemon
hmmm...I have an older brother who isn't married who would gladly donate his "time".

Anyway...

I have sex everyday now...about an hour ago was the actual last time.

Im not married either. Thank god for divore court.

Anyways, thank you but I'll pass.

Today.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Last night.

The 9th of September.

Originally posted by Captain REX
The 9th of September.

Ouch.

Originally posted by Baylin
That can actually be fixed you know Linds! 😉

I just need a reliable cock. Can I put that shit on warranty? naughty