-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

last night and this morning 😊

last night

lastnight

man i was hangin out with my ex last night and i almost got laid but then i puked cuz i was drunk as all hell. I wouldnt have done it just becuz i was drunk shes an amazing lay as i have said before and i hope to have much more sex with her. it also helps get over her conveniently, prolly cuz its better when were not together

what a bunch of Ho's. 😖hifty:

a little but i like sex, btw i might be getting laid tonight

Wow, really? Hope you've entered it in your diary.

yeah i need a diary first can i borrow yours?

Nah, it's full of sex plans and other such charismatic things.

juicy

Yesterday.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

an hour and half ago, which must have worked well cuz she persuaded me how much I want to strip the paint from her bedroom window...

5 weeks.

Yesterday.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Last night.

weren't you the one saying you havent had sex in months before?

yesterday

Almost two years ago

that much, huh?

how do you live?

anyways:

this morning

I f*cked the hell out of my left hoof, does that count??