-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

Started by Mr.Murder27451 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what a whore. 😂

LMAO

erm....I would say 3month ago, even though I split with my girlfriend 1 month ago. Thats how bad things got so that why she had to go.

I am on the hunt for sex, I am a fussy kinda dude so my target for thios year is to have sex with 3 different girls. I am a sucker for sleeping with the same girl multiple times.

Today 131

Originally posted by Mywi
yesterday
4 times t00w in_love

still on a dry spell, man I used to be such a stud about 3 years ago. Me and 3 of my friends would sex the town red....erm, ish.

Nowadays my 3 friends are totally out of it, 1 is a father, his brother is engaged, and the other has moved about 300miles away. I would have betted my life savings that I wouldnt be the one single and sleazing about this time 3 years ago.

Next time I am out drinking I will try my hardest,,,o yarr

good luck?

yesterday for me 😬

darn tooting good luck,

you speak foreign words
english man, i want english!

You want english?....you can't HANDLE THE ENGLISH!

erm, bassically "damn straight, good luck"

Discos - *sigh*,

I imagined I had sex - does that count? 😂

I wish!

I am getting such an impatient itch for sex man,

masturbate or somethin

Thats getting really boring and I do it all the time,

Originally posted by Discos
Thats getting really boring and I do it all the time,

hire a hooker? 😬
or just get RJ to do it or somethin

Normally I would have an answer with numbers reaching into the double or even triple digits...but not today my friends...cause I finally got some last night!! yah! 💃

^^ well done my friend, its always good to give a bone. hehe.

mmm....hokers are full of filth and I really aint that desperate. Just wait til I get over my new year depresion and I will be back on the wagon! OH YARR!.

I am the one out of my friends with all the sex stories and that, out of my 12 friends, 3 of them are virgins. the other 9 have a bet on (as well as half my year back at school), to see which one of them would lose it first.

I opted for the dude who SHOULDNT ever be touched by a woman, but hell he tries to to the max and I may be on course to bag it.

Discos - bet has been on for nearly 3 years.

New Year's Day. 😖hifty:

nice way to ring in the new year.

I was really drunk and almost passed out.

last night

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
last night