-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

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Last night.

30 minutes ago

I came so hard that I cried.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
30 minutes ago

I came so hard that I cried.

Go on...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Go on...

I ruined my sheets. srug

today 4/24/11 I had sex with a 40ish year old divorced woman. she told me that she is recently divorced and has 11 year old daughter. I am her temporary white knight to relieve her pain.

thats my purpose I guess. Rebounder!

Yesterday.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Love the morning quickie before work

It was amazing. It had been forever since the last time and last night I finally had sex....damn, it was so amazing i didn't need a cigarette, I needed the whole damn pack 😮‍💨

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I ruined my sheets. srug

Squirter? Or did you poop?

Originally posted by Robtard
Squirter? Or did you poop?

The first. I don't really like feces with my sex.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
The first. I don't really like feces with my sex.

Nice. Agreed, that's for filthy Germans.

I remember this story of a guy who was debating about having sex with a girl who had her lower colon removed due to a disease as a child. She basically cant hold in her shit all too well, especially during sex/orgasms.

He said everything was going fine for the first 30 minutes. She'd pass on a bit of gas when he was going down on her. Said he almost wanted to puke. Then finally they were in the living room while he had her pressed against the wall and she let out this big moan that was different from the rest of hers. Said he felt something goozing down his leg and when he looked down there was shit everywhere. On the wall, the floor, his leg.

She ran to the bathroom and just cried her balls off while he tried to do whatever he could to tell her to relax. She told him to leave but before he did he cleaned the shit off the wall and said its all clean now. But he refused to clean the trail of shit she left as she ran to the bathroom.

Bout 30 seconds ago

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I remember this story of a guy who was debating about having sex with a girl who had her lower colon removed due to a disease as a child. She basically cant hold in her shit all too well, especially during sex/orgasms.

He said everything was going fine for the first 30 minutes. She'd pass on a bit of gas when he was going down on her. Said he almost wanted to puke. Then finally they were in the living room while he had her pressed against the wall and she let out this big moan that was different from the rest of hers. Said he felt something goozing down his leg and when he looked down there was shit everywhere. On the wall, the floor, his leg.

She ran to the bathroom and just cried her balls off while he tried to do whatever he could to tell her to relax. She told him to leave but before he did he cleaned the shit off the wall and said its all clean now. But he refused to clean the trail of shit she left as she ran to the bathroom.

Ah, poor girl. She should move to Germany.

2 days ago... was good 🙂

30 minutes ago

4/26/11 3pm pacific (california time) with my on again then off again ex-girlfriend

This morning 😊

Sunday.

link-rape

30 minutes ago