-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

Started by immaturerainbow451 pages
immaturerainbow Straight V I B I N G

Nawh, we just sex mates, yo.

SlightlyFlaccid Restricted
immaturerainbow
Nawh, we just sex mates, yo.

Friends-with-benefits? 😱

Intriguing. mmm

How's that working for you?

immaturerainbow Straight V I B I N G

Quite well, actually. 🙂

SlightlyFlaccid Restricted
immaturerainbow
Quite well, actually. 🙂

excellent

immaturerainbow Straight V I B I N G

That your uhhh, beastly face?

SlightlyFlaccid Restricted

That's my evil!face of approval.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Dave_97
this morning, But ive got a funny story.

So she was wearing these new undies and i reach down there to get things started, and i felt something on my hand. "What could this be?" i asked myself, i pull my hand back out only to find...

a small sticker.
a small sticker with the number 42 written on it.

thats correct.

inside my girlfriends panties was the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

i laughed so hard.

This is a good story.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Friday.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

About twenty minutes ago

Batman-Prime Kryptonian Scientist
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
About twenty minutes ago

It has to be with another person me thinks.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
It has to be with another person me thinks.

I don't understand your comment.

Mr. Rhythmic Senior Member
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I don't understand your comment.

Just think that that person you just had sex with... Was actually your hand. Or an object. And no matter whose picture you put on what, it's still not human.

Took me a while to figure that out. Always thought that meant I DID sex Jessica Alba.

Batman-Prime Kryptonian Scientist
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I don't understand your comment.

I though masturbation doesn't count.

After you explain a bad joke it isn't funny anymore. Thank you!👇

Mr. Rhythmic Senior Member

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
I though masturbation doesn't count.

After you explain a bad joke it isn't funny anymore. Thank you!👇

Almost like the guy who wears sunglasses indoors and has to explain why it's cool.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

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I see. Well, I did masturbate before sex as well.

Batman-Prime Kryptonian Scientist

Pics or it didn't happen...?

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Almost like the guy who wears sunglasses indoors and has to explain why it's cool.

👆

Mairuzu Old School Cool

1952

Thoren Static Stance

Originally posted by Mairuzu
1952
How do you handle the stress?

immaturerainbow Straight V I B I N G

Originally posted by Thoren
How do you handle the stress?
Redtube.

Thoren Static Stance

haermm

I'm imagining lots of lotion and tissues.