I had sex in a dream last night. It was exceptionally passionate, and I relished the tender embrace with my lover afterwards.
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In reality, like most people on KMC, I've never had sex...or a girlfriend, or even a romantic hug. I'm actually a 5'1", ugly, 37-year-old virgin with a shitty job he hates awakening every morning to go to who feels particularly butthurt when he sees people claim that Hulk can defeat Superman without going World Breaker. That's how we true winners on KMC roll.
Originally posted by Vulpino
I had sex in a dream last night. It was exceptionally passionate, and I relished the tender embrace with my lover afterwards....
In reality, like most people on KMC, I've never had sex...or a girlfriend, or even a romantic hug. I'm actually a 5'1", ugly, 37-year-old virgin with a shitty job he hates awakening every morning to go to who feels particularly butthurt when he sees people claim that Hulk can defeat Superman without going World Breaker. That's how we true winners on KMC roll.
Awee. 🙁
Originally posted by Vulpino
I had sex in a dream last night. It was exceptionally passionate, and I relished the tender embrace with my lover afterwards....
In reality, like most people on KMC, I've never had sex...or a girlfriend, or even a romantic hug. I'm actually a 5'1", ugly, 37-year-old virgin with a shitty job he hates awakening every morning to go to who feels particularly butthurt when he sees people claim that Hulk can defeat Superman without going World Breaker. That's how we true winners on KMC roll.
Damn son. Anyone can get laid. I've seen worst case scenarios get lucky.