-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

I met someone. He's amazing. I can't stop thinking of him. His name's Richie, not Richard, Richie.

He's a foot taller then me, he's Scottish English yet looks Italian. He is hot and as soon as we saw each other we connected. And couldn't stop connecting.

And he's a gentleman. And he kisses me like he reads my mind, the sex is to the next level. He's a jock who likes Audrey Hepburn movies. Enough said he's perfect for marriage and I'm going to trap him.

So reinstating my position, Richie might not work out if he countinues to lie.

Boom shaka laka laka maka laka cracker jacker flak attack alak achaka BOO YAH! ✅

About 40 minutes ago canadian

Yesterday afternoon flowers

Two nights agone! 😱

A week ago.

^^^ooh, thats too long.
A couple of hours ago for me.

Not last night. WAY too full from dinner!

Last night, in a most peculiar manner! arabia

Today. Woot.

21st

^^^man, i done -even- remember my 21st time having sex! 😱

yyyye....no. -_-

^^^i’m old, man, i dont even remember the 221st!

An hour ago. Rolled over and thought it it was a good idea. hi2

Yesterday after i got home from a hunting trip, so, in the shower canadian

Last week.

Last night disguise2