Originally posted by BackFire
hahaha, awesome.Last night I was playing CS and using nothing but my knife, I went -1 and 12. That negative one was achieved through comedy gold. Killing myself slowly by jumping off of a ledge onto the ground below over and over until I died while being one of the last ones alive.
One time I was using solely the knife and managed keep a positive score and get 5-6 shankings before they started catching on and watching their backs
I put my left arm through one of the patio windows of my family home when I was 23. I severed most of the tendons in my arm and had a huge piece of skin hanging off like an opened envelope. This was the result of being the most drunk (and awake at the same time) I've ever been in my life and my little brother locking me and my friends out of my house at 3am.
It was my leaving party before I came to Asia and my friends and I decided to participate in a drinking game by the name of 'Arrogance'. Basically, you sit around a table and pass a large glass to the person next to you. They then fill the glass with as much alcohol as they think they can take, then flip a coin. If they win, they pass the untouched glass to the next person. If they lose, they must drink whatever is in the glass in one. When it was my turn, the glass was full of tequila, vodka and beer...and I lost. Twice. After this little game, my friends and I went to a club where we did shots all night. At one point of the night I was getting a blow-job from some chick I picked up, then an hour or so later, I was floating away in an ambulance not quite sure what was going on.
I had to wear a crazy looking cast with rubber bands and pulley systems to re-strengthen my reattached tendons for about 2 months. Every hour I had to do finger exercises and now I have a permanent scar as a reminder of my folly, but luckily my fingers work just like before - although you can see the knots where they tied my tendons back together throught my skin.
Lesson learned: Don't ever be so irresponsible again.
Best Exp:
Completing college this month, finally. Never thought I'd do it.
And when I found out my ex girls "prego by me" story was a dud, last year. When the results came back negative, I swear I was never happier in my life, I had a couple of Coronas a few moments after the good news came in and had a Joker smile for days and was finally able to sleep soundly, with a smile, after days or restless and sleepless nights. I'll never forget those 2 weeks of hell on Earth. Lol, I'm to young to have a kid.
Worst Exp:
Thought I got my ex pregnant. I couldn't go to sleep for days thinking "WTF did I do!" , lol
Ouch, that bites.
Originally posted by RedAlertv2
One time I was using solely the knife and managed keep a positive score and get 5-6 shankings before they started catching on and watching their backs
That reminds me of the time I bashed about six guys in the back of the head with a rifle on CoD, then shot the other three in the back with my pistol. They were total n00bs, I had so much fun...
When I was a kid, I went into shop to buy a drink, in the process I accidently walked into a guy, and he thought I was trying to steal his wallet. He started using stereotypes on me because i'm Indian, and then threatened to punch me, taking into account I was about 6 years old and he was 30+ years old. If I saw the guy again I would rip him a new one.
Most horrible experience? Haven't had much..
Only one time in when climbing rocks in Luxemburg I happened to jump off of one, some six meter and landing upon my face, then we went canoeing with me constantly falling in the water and having to pee out of a canoe.
Later on I jumped into toxic bushes without my shirt and during diner I forgot to wash off the hot salsa still on my hands while rubbing in my eyes.
But the worst thing of that whole school camp was that I wasn't even drunk!! 😱
Don't know about worst, but the best experience of my life was beating some pretender soccer team 7-3 this one time.
There was this wanna-be gangsta soccer thug on the other team who wiffed on an open goal, too. That was classic, especially the part where he started bawling about the end result of the game.