Flash vs. Thor

Originally posted by Melnorme
Hey, guess what, Captain Trivia? I looked up Kadabra...guess what I found?

"The madchild Abhararakadhararbarakh (also known as Citizen Abra) was born in the 64th century, an era in which science is so advanced it is indistinguishable from magic."

Gee, I guess that means that my original guess, that he was some wacko with a gizmo was on the money, and your description of his "great sorcerous powers" was pulled straight from the other end of your mouth?

But thanks for that tip! I would never have been able to make you look so foolish without your advice!

Good job in finding a outdated bio. 😆

"Thwarted time and time again by the second Flash, Kadabra's technology was accidentally damaged, and he was transformed into a ghost-like entity. Restored to normal, Kadabra was brought back to the 64h century by a bounty hunter named Peregrine. Returning to the 21st century, Kadabra was stripped of his powers, but after a deal with the demon Neron, Abra Kadabra became a true sorceror, able to cast spells and fire energy bolts."

Look whos foolish? Its ok i forgive you. 😆

Originally posted by jrodslam
Yet you say Thors God-blast would kill him? When in fact Thor probably wouldnt even use a God-blast on him. 🙄

Bloodlust! Bloodlust!

Im not saying going intangible makes him immune to all magic. However, him going intangible would make him immune to Thors lightning.

Please FIND and QUOTE where i said that. Please.

You agreed with him, and defended that position, throughout this thread. I believe among your first forays into this line of idiocy was when you said:

Originally posted by jrodslam
Nice.

Whatsa matta? Embarassed? That's okay. You should be. But I bet you're going to mince words and split hairs to try and whittle away that chagrin. Go ahead. Be my guest. 😆

Originally posted by jrodslam
Good job in finding a outdated bio. 😆

"Thwarted time and time again by the second Flash, Kadabra's technology was accidentally damaged, and he was transformed into a ghost-like entity. Restored to normal, Kadabra was brought back to the 64h century by a bounty hunter named Peregrine. Returning to the 21st century, Kadabra was stripped of his powers, but after a deal with the demon Neron, Abra Kadabra became a true sorceror, able to cast spells and fire energy bolts."

Look whos foolish? Its ok i forgive you. 😆

You can't help but keep sticking your foot in your mouth. Well, okay. I'll admit I knew about the Neron thing and didn't put it up there, just so you'd say something like that so I could add this:

" For a while, Kadabra exchanged his tricks into real magic through a deal with the devil Neron. These days, he seems to have returned to his science-based activities again."

or this:

"After a brief return to his home era (Flash #67–68, 1992) during which the Flash stole him from his greatest audience, Kadabra is now obsessed with revenge against Wally. In addition, he has since gained real magic through a deal with the demon Neron (Underworld Unleashed, 1995), although he appears to have forgotten it since."

...and make you look like a tool. Sorry, that was a bit mean of me. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Melnorme
Bloodlust! Bloodlust!

Then Thor wins by destroying the planet. Cause no God-blast is killing Flash. However Flash can kill Thor by the vibrational punch. Simple.

Originally posted by Melnorme
Just because you say so? Sorry, but that's not a solid selling point.

No not because I say so. Flash himself said that he could. Kadabras lightning = magical and Thors lightning = magical. You cant prove that he cant. Ill allow you to do so.

Originally posted by Melnorme
You agreed with him, and defended that position, throughout this thread. I believe among your first forays into this line of idiocy was when you said:

I agree with him by saying "Nice." 😆
He mentioned something a comic stated. People argued it wasnt so. Then he proved it was. Bitter?

Originally posted by Melnorme
Whatsa matta? Embarassed? That's okay. You should be. But I bet you're going to mince words and split hairs to try and whittle away that chagrin. Go ahead. Be my guest. 😆

Hardly. You didnt show my quote saying "I Concur that his Hands are as Mighty as a White Dwarf". 😆

Originally posted by Melnorme
You can't help but keep sticking your foot in your mouth. Well, okay. I'll admit I knew about the Neron thing and didn't put it up there, just so you'd say something like that so I could add this:

" For a while, Kadabra exchanged his tricks into real magic through a deal with the devil Neron. These days, he seems to have returned to his science-based activities again."

And make you look like a tool. Sorry, that was a bit mean of me. 😮‍💨

Me sticking my foot in my mouth?

Tell me, where did you get that bio from? 😆

Originally posted by jrodslam
Me sticking my foot in my mouth?

Tell me, where did you get that bio from? 😆

You might want to check the edit. I have a second bio up.

I guess this makes you a pretty crappy Flash fan, to not know that, eh? 😆

Yeah, knock the bio...becuase the bio's got to be wrong, not you. That's it...both bios are wrong, and Jrod is always right! 😆 😆 😆

A magician's magic tricks vs a god's magic... uhh.

Godblast ends Flash. Hell, godblast ends the speedforce.

Originally posted by Melnorme
You might want to check the edit. I have a second bio up.

I guess this makes you a pretty crappy Flash fan, to not know that, eh? 😆

Yeah, knock the bio...becuase the bio's got to be wrong, not you. That's it...both bios are wrong, and Jrod is always right! 😆 😆 😆

Not at all. I can admit when im wrong. Just not in this case. Crappy Flash fan? Not in the slightest.

Its just that the bio YOU put up is wrong. Not cause im always right, but i would assume DC is. Assuming its an updated bio as of 2004. 🙄

Originally posted by jrodslam
[B]Then Thor wins by destroying the planet. Cause no God-blast is killing Flash. However Flash can kill Thor by the vibrational punch. Simple.

The Flash would just break his dainty lil' fingers trying to hurt Thor. After all, if the Flash could just vibrate into a super-dense or super-tough guy, he could have taken down Doomsday no problem, right?

No not because I say so. Flash himself said that he could. Kadabras lightning = magical and Thors lightning = magical. You cant prove that he cant. Ill allow you to do so.

And Kadabra's powers are technological in nature. Or didn't you know that, Flash-fan? 😆

I agree with him by saying "Nice."

You didnt show my quote saying "I Concur that his Hands are as Mighty as a White Dwarf".

Originally posted by jrodslam
Not at all. I can admit when im wrong. Just not in this case. Crappy Flash fan? Not in the slightest.

Its just that the bio YOU put up is wrong. Not cause im always right, but i would assume DC is. Assuming its an updated bio as of 2004. 🙄

It is recent, it includes Abra Kadabra's most recent appearance, Flash #217 from Feb 2005. I guess that means you're wrong, and I'm right.

And it also means you're a crappy Flash fan. 😛

Originally posted by Melnorme
The Flash would just break his dainty lil' fingers trying to hurt Thor. After all, if the Flash could just vibrate into a super-dense or super-tough guy, he could have taken down Doomsday no problem, right?

Just like he broke his fingers when he IMP'd Zum right? Who by the way is a tough(durable) and as Strong as Superman. Who is said to be tougher than Thor. 😛

Originally posted by Melnorme
And Kadabra's powers are technological in nature. Or didn't you know that, Flash-fan? 😆

I knew that, however he didnt forget how to use the powers Neron gave him. Contrary to the Flash site you got that from mentioned. I figured you wouldnt know that.

Originally posted by Melnorme
Nope, I just showed where that was your position, as implied by my calling you "Mr. 'I Concur that his Hands are as Mighty as a White Dwarf'". Don't worry, you can still carry that mantle. It even comes with a cute little hood with decorative lightning bolts at the temples! 😆

And its clear you didnt know my means for ever saying "Nice." But as this thread continues, you continue to be wrong inevery post. 😆

Originally posted by Melnorme
It is recent, it includes Abra Kadabra's most recent appearance, Flash #217 from Feb 2005. I guess that means you're wrong, and I'm right.

And it also means you're a crappy Flash fan. 😛

Do you have those comics? Obviously youd see that his abilitys to cast spells and fire energy bolts werent forgotten. He just didnt get much of opportunities to use them efficiently. And his most recent appearance is Villains United #2 fyi.

Originally posted by jrodslam
Just like he broke his fingers when he IMP'd Zum right? Who by the way is a tough(durable) and as Strong as Superman. Who is said to be tougher than Thor. 😛

I knew that, however he didnt forget how to use the powers Neron gave him. Contrary to the Flash site you got that from mentioned. I figured you wouldnt know that.

And its clear you didnt know my means for ever saying "Nice."

But as this thread continues, you continue to be wrong inevery post. 😆 [/B]

Tell me, does this beat-down feel any worse coming from a newbie to the boards? Or are you used to this sort of treatment?

I don't think Thor could react to a bloodlusted Flash.

Godlike reactions do not equal lightspeed reactions. Thor could win, only by hopefully being able to handle all Flash can dish before teleporting high in the sky and then doing his energy absorbing/attacks.

Flash could win, too.

Originally posted by jrodslam
Do you have those comics? Obviously youd see that his abilitys to cast spells and fire energy bolts werent forgotten. He just didnt get much of opportunities to use them efficiently. And his most recent appearance is Villains United #2 fyi.

The fact remains, the bio was updated later than 2004, and your argument was that it wasn't.

Originally posted by Melnorme
Different move. Nice try, though. Next?

He wouldnt break his fingers doing a vibrational punch, because he vibrates through the body. He does no harm to himself whatsoever. That would be a last resort, and it WOULD kill Thor. A IMP would simply knock him out.

Originally posted by Melnorme
I'm also quoting from two different sites, but I guess both are wrong, despite having referenced every Flash comic he's appeared in to date, and you're right?
Oh, and that doesn't change the fact that your assessment of him as a "great sorcerer" is off, too. He's a gadget villain, except for a temporary change from Neron. He's not a "great sorcerer", as you keep erroneously maintaining. Next?

And i take it both site are official right? Doubt it. Also as stated in a previous post all appearanced to date is Villains United. Youre taking a fans word for his change being temporary or being depowered just because he wasnt the main focus in his last appearances of Flash, and didnt do major damage. He was still able to spellcast and create magical bolts.

Originally posted by jrodslam
He wouldnt break his fingers doing a vibrational punch, because he vibrates through the body. He does no harm to himself whatsoever. That would be a last resort, and it WOULD kill Thor. A IMP would simply knock him out.

And i take it both site are official right? Doubt it. Also as stated in a previous post all appearanced to date is Villains United. Youre taking a fans word for his change being temporary or being depowered just because he wasnt the main focus in his last appearances of Flash, and didnt do major damage. He was still able to spellcast and create magical bolts.

Originally posted by Melnorme
The fact remains, the bio was updated later than 2004, and your argument was that it wasn't.

You dont even know if the update was only his latest appearance or his bio. In Flash #217 Kadadbra didnt even do anything. He threatened to. He didnt do anything in Villains United either. So regardless of when the fan site was updated, they make false accusations because Kadabra didnt do anything in his very last 2 appearances.

Originally posted by jrodslam
You dont even know if the update was only his latest appearance or his bio. In Flash #217 Kadadbra didnt even do anything. He threatened to. He didnt do anything in Villains United either. So regardless of when the fan site was updated, they make false accusations because Kadabra didnt do anything in his very last 2 appearances.

Seriously. I've looked for any site claiming he still possesses magical powers. None that I have found does. They all state that he's back to using gadgets.

Originally posted by Melnorme
I doubt he could even penetrate Thor's skin. An "IMP" would just hurt Thor, a little, as getting hit by any superstrong guy would. You have yet to prove otherwise.

Superman knocked out Thor. Flash knocked out Zum who is as durable and as strong as Superman. 1+1=2

Originally posted by Melnorme
Where is your official source refuting this?

DC Encyclopedia and comics. Not fan sites with made up bios with assumptions in them.