Originally posted by Magee
Flying sucks?!?! 😑 Who wouldn't want the ability to fly I ask you.
Don't get me wrong. Flying is pretty cool. But if you're a super hero, it might as well be the ability to read. This chart is to figure out which one is more fantastic:[list]
Flying
[*]Not everybody can do it, and it comes in handy when you fall off something high.
[*]All the Super Friends who can't fly can just hop in a little supercar or something invisible that flies.
[*]Once you can fly, it opens up a wonderful world of magical possibilities
[*]While you're flying, you can drop things on people's heads
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Literacy
[list]
[*]Not everybody can do it, and it comes in handy when you need to learn how to make macaroni and cheese.
[*]All the people who can't read still probably know how to boil water, and they can guess what to do with the bag of orange dust that smells like cheese.
[*]Once you can read, you open doorways into your own imagination
[*]While you're reading, you can learn how to build explosives out of feces, and use them to explode people's heads
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Seanbaby does it again 😆
Originally posted by grey fox
Don't get me wrong. Flying is pretty cool. But if you're a super hero, it might as well be the ability to read. This chart is to figure out which one is more fantastic:[list]Flying
[*]Not everybody can do it, and it comes in handy when you fall off something high.
[*]All the Super Friends who can't fly can just hop in a little supercar or something invisible that flies.
[*]Once you can fly, it opens up a wonderful world of magical possibilities
[*]While you're flying, you can drop things on people's heads
[/list]Literacy
[list]
[*]Not everybody can do it, and it comes in handy when you need to learn how to make macaroni and cheese.
[*]All the people who can't read still probably know how to boil water, and they can guess what to do with the bag of orange dust that smells like cheese.
[*]Once you can read, you open doorways into your own imagination
[*]While you're reading, you can learn how to build explosives out of feces, and use them to explode people's heads
[/list]Seanbaby does it again 😆
Ammusing, but only humourous.
x is similar to y (where the similarity depends for its strength upon some assumption which begs the question).
x is P.
Therefore, y is P.
Originally posted by Draco69
The ability to breath underwater.
Originally posted by Piedmon
The ability to talk to fish. That has to be it.*Wonder Woman and Aquaman are bound and being lowered into a cesspool of lava*
AM: "My ability to talk to Fish is of no help, Wonder Woman!"
*WW looks imploringly at the heavens.*
I am one of the few that has that view though...