Ways You Can Piss Off a Cop!

diva ohhhh, Allison!

Riight...I knew that! 😗

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😮 i want to be a deputy sherrif one day though 😕..😖hifty: I look good in brown 😗

I bet you look even better out of it naughty

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
I bet you look even better out of it naughty

i like your shirt officer

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhhhhhh youre only saying that cause its true.

Uhuh ✅

I'm only saying it cause you're a future cop 😗 😛

what would the world be like without cops....

boring 😆

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
Uhuh ✅

I'm only saying it cause you're a future cop 😗 😛

Let me see your licesence and registration sir/mam

uhh here you go. did i mention that your suit looks really good today.

Sir/Mam you know what you did?

Uhh being nice to a kind officer

Sir/Mam you were driving wrecklasly and you were exceding the speed limit AND YOUR DRUNK. SIR/MAM IM GONNA ASK YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE CAR AND WALK ALONG THE LINE

I AINT DRUNK

JUST DO IT

NO

YOU MUTHERF**KER GET IN THE CAR YOUR BUSTED

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😱 the perks of the uniform 😖hifty:

What can I say? 🙄

I love a man in uniform droolio

Women in uniform are even Hotter ✅

😆

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Women in uniform are even Hotter ✅

Depends on the uniform...

Demi Moore looked hot in A Few Good Men ✅

why the hell was i called allison

Originally posted by Frozen kisses
why the hell was i called allison

Originally posted by DarkC
Cause her username is now FrozenSeduction. I mistook you two.

I know she wanted frozen kisses but i had it..so i sugessted frozen seduction..aint i nice

Originally posted by *Sxc_Sarah*
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.

😆

One way to really piss off a pig, is to pretend you dont speak English.

29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....

Outstanding.