I was banned!
It's true, it's true.
Now, usually when someone gets banned and comes back they threaten/kill/kidnap/intimidate/torture Raz 0_0 but I blame SANTA! Y'see there are many reasons why I blame him (Santa) and those reasons are:
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[*]He's a demon,
[*]His name is an anagram of Satan,
[*]His wifes hot,
[*]His wife turned me down,
[*]His wife put a restraining order out on me,
[*]He has elves,
[*]My favourite band is either Coldplay, Queen or Kiss,
[*]I like my mashed potato to be soft,
[*]He never got me a tank for christmas,
[*]He never got me a monster truck,
[*]Batman smells,
[*]Robin laid an egg,
[*]The batmobile lost a wheel,
[*]And the joker got away,
[*]HEY!
[*]He used to be purple,
[*]Lala,
[*]La,
[*]He banned me,
[*]He's not real,
[*]And of course, he emptys his sack on children.
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So in short, lets all kill Raz/Santa. *shuffles papers*