Top tips

Blatent plagerism here (as the Brits will notice) but for those of you Johnny Foriegners, there's a magazine over here called "Viz" and every month they have a top-tips column which always gives me great amusement. Here's one I thought all the yanks would enjoy....

American high school teachers

Increase your efficiency by announcing which chapters to read from the textbook for the next class some time before that f**cking annoying bell rings.

Another cliche put to bed methinks. 😄

God I'd love that 😄(but I'm not an american 🙁 )

Good one !

😎

That annoys the crap out of me. When the teacher tells you about the homework when half of the people are already gone. And then the teacher yells at you for not doing the homework.

Yes, that's always fun. In fact, it sucks so much I'd like to kill my 11th grade teacher. She did that all the time.

a bit too violent a solution that, dont you think?

Here's another of my all time favourites.....

American crime bosses

On capturing the A-Team, do not proceed to lock them in a shed with a vehicle of some description, various tools and welding equipment. This may prevent thier later unexpected and rather spectacular escape.

I had a Biology teacher that would actually say that she gave us a certain homework when she never did and then yell at us when it wasn't done. She did that all the time. She kept confusing us with other classes. Um, can she write it down?

A-team rules also apply to McGyver.

well those thugs in A-Team is even a worse shot than the Stormtroopers

but they sure can crash other cars 🙄

A-Team is a looser serie

well, if you are young, you can enjoy it

eeeeehhhhhhhh no

ok.... extremely young?

I never liked it, even when I did watch it.

One of the Top tips I remember from ages ago was:

Save money on carpeting your homes, just buy a box of carpet tiles and put straps on them. When people come to your house they can put them on their feet and it will feel as if the whole house is carpeted and at a fraction of the cost too!

Thats.....interesting.

Ok... 🙄

But it would work.

That's the whole idea with Top Tips, they're so obviously stupid - but they would work!!!!